Category: Royals
THE QUEEN Went Maskless For Her First In-Person Meeting Since Prince Charles Test Positive For COVID-19
Last week Prince Charles and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, both tested positive for COVID-19. Two days before his diagnosis, Charles had met with his mother, THE QUEEN. Obviously, this wasn’t good, since THE QUEEN has been dealing with health issues the last few months. And, you know, she’s 95. But People says that after a week of being closely monitored, THE QUEEN is back to in-person meetings. Yesterday she met with outgoing Defence Services Secretary Rear Admiral James Macleod and his replacement, Major General Eldon Millar, at Windsor Castle. Nobody wore masks. When Charles heard the news he immediately called future Queen Consort Camilla in from the other room: “Oy, Tampy! Our plan didn’t work! The old bat’s still kickin’!”
Prince Charles Got COVID Again And THE QUEEN Is Being Monitored Since She Was With Him Recently
Prince Charles is a two-timer! No, not like that (“I beg to differ,” muttered the ghost of Princess Diana). I mean he got COVID for the second time. The first time was way back when the pandemic first began, in March 2020. Today the Clarence House Twitter announced that Charles tested positive for coronavirus this morning and he is currently self-isolating. A royal source tells People that THE QUEEN is being monitored because she met with Charles this week, but so far she isn’t displaying any symptoms. Looks like that cold, no-hugging-or-touching mothering style is finally paying off for the Royals!
Open Post: Hosted By The QUEEN’s New Ketchup Sauce
Have you ever started pouring ketchup on your freshly cooked Kirkland Signature burger and thought, “Gee, wouldn’t it be wonderful to have a sauce that was created and distributed by the United Kingdom’s esteemed royal family?” Then listen up, peasant, because I have good news for you and the dozens of others like you! Queen Elizabeth II has launched her own brand of condiments! You, too, can taste a bit of the royal life with the QUEEN’s ketchup featuring tomatoes, spices, and just a hint of disdain for the lower classes!
Prince Harry Will Sue If He Can’t Pay For His Own Security In The UK
Prince Harry is SO MAD right now and it isn’t because Unky Andy shoot him a text that said, “Hey nephew – you know tech stuff. Can you help me set up a GoFundMe, and also would you like to donate some money to my GoFundMe?” It has to do with Harry and Meghan Markle’s security detail for an upcoming trip to the UK. Harry wants to pay for his security himself while in the UK, but so far he hasn’t been successful in obtaining that. Desperate times call for desperate princes, and he might file a lawsuit over the situation.
There’s A Call For Prince Andrew To Be Investigated For Bribery
I’m not sure why Prince Andrew is smiling in that picture. The Virginia Giuffre sexual assault lawsuit is scheduled to go to trial next year and now people are calling for an investigation into claims that Androol received £1.5 million from his buddy David Rowland to pay off a loan from Banque Havilland, an offshore bank owned by David’s family. David is a major Tory donor and a multi-millionaire “property tycoon.” I don’t really understand anything to do with money, but apparently, it’s a case of bribery. The family “loaned” Andrew money and then paid if off themselves. Graham Smith, chief executive of the anti-monarchy group Republic, explains that David has essentially paid the Duke of York “cash for access” and Andrew needs to be investigated immediately. Whoa, hold your horses, Graham! Kindly form a neat line behind Virginia and the French socialite suing Andrew and Original Fergie for allegedly shorting her $9 million on the purchase of their Swiss chalet. Everyone will get a turn… eventually.
The Royal Family Has Reportedly Been Told That They Can Sue Netflix Over “The Crown”
Royal sources are saying that Netflix could potentially get sued over The Crown, aka Netflix’s multi-Emmy-winning prestige series about Britain’s Queen Elizabeth, her late husband Prince Philip, her sister Princess Margaret, her kids, like Prince Charles, and his messy marriage to Lady Diana Spencer. It’s been rumored that the Royal Family really doesn’t like watching a sensationalized version of their lives played out in high definition with actors that look vaguely like their respective real-life counterparts. And now, some of the Royal Family’s friends don’t like the idea that they might show up in the upcoming fifth season, so they spoke to lawyers, who allegedly told them everyone has grounds to sue Netflix.