Category: New Couple Alert
Trevor Noah And Minka Kelly Are A Couple Now
Before today, if you had asked me to speculate about Trevor Noah’s personal life, I might stupidly guess that he was hooking up with CNN’s email server because Trevor knows anything and everything there is to know about the news, and especially politics. But People magazine says that he’s with Minka Kelly and things are “very serious.”
Brad Pitt Is Vacationing In France With A 27-Year-Old German Model
The jig is up! 56-year-old William Bradley Pitt’s been caught with his hand in the proverbial cookie jar. This particular cookie jar belongs to 27-year-old German model Nicole Poturalkski who was seen kissing William Bradley as the pair traveled by private jet from Charles De Gaulle airport in Paris to his Chateau Miraval estate in the south of France. Yes, the same estate where the judge who Brad’s mostly ex-wife Angelina Jolie is trying to get fired from their divorce case, married them back in 2014. Oh, and by the way, Nicole is said to look a touch like Angie. Wow, did you feel that? I don’t know about you but I just felt the temperature in the air drop by like 20 degrees. Because while Angie might not give a shit, I’m sure Odile Soudant, the French lighting designer who is currently suing Brad for credit on the work she did on Chateau Miraval, is none too pleased! A pox upon your (electrical) box, Pitt!
Maya Hawke And Tom Sturridge Might Be A Thing
While many of us have only found love in the time of corona with our hand or a starter dildo, famous and famous-ish-ish types have found a way to find love with each other. Some coronatime couples include Timothee Chalamet and Eiza Gonzalez, Ashley Benson and G-Eazy, Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly, Brian Austin Green and Not My Tina Louise, and The Supremes of Lockdown Love, Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas. Well, joining them might be Maya Hawke, who is the daughter of Uma Thruman and Ethan Hawke and is in Stranger Things, and Tom Sturridge, who is best known to me as Sienna’s Miller’s Ex™ but has also done acting stuff too.
Andy “The Blowjob” King Has A New, Much Younger Boyfriend
Fyre Festival employee of the year (OK, 3.5 months) Andy King announced on Instagram that “it only took 58 years to find true love.” According to People, Andy, whose claim to fame was demonstrating a high level of dedication to his professional responsibilities and a gag reflex that just won’t quit, has a new gentleman in his life, 26-year-old Craig McBlain. If I’m doing the math right, and I’m probably not, that means Andy spent 32 of those 58 years waiting for Craig to be born.
Tom Hiddleston And His Girlfriend Zawe Ashton Are Reportedly Living Together In Atlanta
Though it’s been rumored for almost a year now, The Daily Mail reports that Tom Hiddleston has permanently altered his “I Heart T.S.” tank top to read “I Used to Heart T.S. Now I Heart Z.A. But Had To Keep T.S. On This Shirt For Ongoing Contractual Purposes.” Good thing Taylor Swift had the foresight to make sure she bought him an XXL, because that’s a lot of text. DM reports that Tom and his former Betrayal co-star and fellow Brit Zawe Ashton are living together in Atlanta, Georgia.
BenAna, WHO?! Chris Evans And Lily James Got Papped Again
Over the weekend, the London franchise of Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas known as Chris Evans and Lily James were caught by the paparazzi leaving a club together before going off to his hotel. That seemed to confirm that Lily has completely moved on from Matt Smith and is now getting on Chris Evans. Chris and Lily were papped laughing in a London park together yesterday. Yes, LAUGHING. Those bold bitches. That’s BenAna’s thing! How dare they. But congratulations to the Venice, CA jewelry shop that will get a little press when BenAna try to show up LilChris (or is it JamEva? Or ChrisLily, but that’s already taken.) is papped looking at rings through the window…while laughing of course.