Night Crumbs

Either Instagram is taking a stance against circumcision or they’re against peen prints, because they may have yanked down a picture of Gus Kenworthy showing us which side he dresses on at Burning Man. So wait, hold up, Instagram will allow tricks to sell diarrhea-inducing scam tea, but they may be against a peen print?! I am disgusted with those alleged peen print-hating pieces of trash at Instagram, and I would boycott them if it wasn’t for the fact that we probably wouldn’t have this pic of Gus Kenworthy’s peen print if it wasn’t for them – Kenneth In The (212)

Tom Hiddleston and Zawe Ashton are apparently a thing and in love. Congratulations to Zawe, because now she’s in a relationship where she can easily win and shut down every argument by saying, “Bitch, at least there’s no photographic evidence of me wearing an I Heart T.S. tank top!”  – Celebitchy

And a minute after these pictures were taken, an 8-year-old girl from the 80s took a nap on Duchess Kate after mistaking her for a bed covered with a Laura Ashley coverlet – Lainey Gossip 

That drunk Florida blossom is doing an A+++ impersonation of me breaking into my own house after coming home from the bar and realizing that I lost my keys, which turned out to be in my pocket the entire time – Drunken Stepfather

Ariel Winter is serving weekday shift Reno call girl elegance – Popoholic

Nice try, Paramount, but we already have a TV series where the characters change faces. It’s called Keeping Up with the Kardashians – Pajiba

Wherever this Comedy Central Roast was held, I’m sure that the carbon monoxide detectors went off over the fumes that wafted off of Caitlyn Jenner after she got roasted by my new favorite comedian Blake Griffin – Towleroad

Thanks to Arnold Schwarzenegger, I now have the image of Donald Trump drawing a heart around a picture Aaah-nald with one hand while furiously fapping with the other – Just Jared

FYI, The Weeknd is now a young Neil deGrasse Tyson in Lamont Sanford cosplay – HuffPo

Pic: Instagram