I know, you probably read that headline and thought, “Tina Louise slummed it by going out with David Silver?!” But, alas, recently single Brian Austin Green didn’t go out with Gilligan’s Island’s iconic bombshell Tina Louise. He went out with The Other Tina Louise.
The Other Tina Louise is a 38-year-old Australian model who is doing her darndest to keep up with her far more glamorous ginger namesake:
Tina Louise is also the co-owner of a vegan restaurant called Sugar Taco, and there’s where TMZ caught them. They tried to get into Sugar Taco, but it was closed. Tina Louise doesn’t have keys to her own taco joint?!!! They ended up walking around the block as TMZ bugged BAG to talk about single life. His only comment was to “stay safe” and “wear masks”. Smart advice, wish he would take it himself.
And this moment totally wasn’t staged to make Megan see that BAG has moved on to another hot tattooed piece.
Just another “fuck you” in the perverted paparazzi tit-for-tat dating game he and ex Megan Fox (and Machine Gun Kelly) seem to be playing. I’m still furious that 46-year-old Brian’s other lunch date with 25-year-old Courtney Stodden was (allegedly) platonic. It’s my own damn fault, I got too invested too quickly. Don’t count your gossip-chickens before they gossip-hatch, people. You’ll only get your heart broken.
First Megan, then Courtney, now The Other Tina Louise? BAG clearly has a type, which is refreshing for a middle-aged soon-to-be-divorced dude in L.A.