Over the weekend, the London franchise of Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas known as Chris Evans and Lily James were caught by the paparazzi leaving a club together before going off to his hotel. That seemed to confirm that Lily has completely moved on from Matt Smith and is now getting on Chris Evans. Chris and Lily were papped laughing in a London park together yesterday. Yes, LAUGHING. Those bold bitches. That’s BenAna’s thing! How dare they. But congratulations to the Venice, CA jewelry shop that will get a little press when BenAna try to show up LilChris (or is it JamEva? Or ChrisLily, but that’s already taken.) is papped looking at rings through the window…while laughing of course.
The Daily Mail got the pictures of 39-year-old Chris and 31-year-old Lily ingesting some white stuff in the park. No, it wasn’t the kind of white stuff that Lily James was papped allegedly ingesting during a booze-filled picnic (my favorite kind of picnic) with Gemma Chan, Dominic Cooper, and Billie Piper a couple of weeks ago. Or maybe it’s just allergies.
Lily James looking like she’s doing coke in the park with Billie Piper? 🙄 pic.twitter.com/LSkWofEUKZ
— alice (@AliceTweets92) June 27, 2020
The white stuff that Captain America and Cinderella ingested was ice cream, and they did it in between smiling, laughing, and smiling. And if Boston was an outfit, it’d be the outfit that Chris wore. He wore a Red Sox cap, a baseball shirt, a gold chain, and a Patriots bandana. Replace that ice cream with a Dunkin’ Donuts Coolatta and Ben Affleck would take a quick break from making Ana de Armas laugh to fap to this:
PICTURE EXCLUSIVE: Chris Evans and Lily James continue their London love-in https://t.co/i2UKQWjEce
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) July 8, 2020
— Desa (@DesaAnge) July 9, 2020
People says that Chris self-isolated in the U.S. before going off to London. And it’s unclear if Chris is shooting a movie there, but the UK is allowing some Hollywood people to skip the 14-day travel quarantine if they’re filming there. As for Chris and Lily doing the opposite of social distancing, maybe she’s one of his quarantine bubble partners? I don’t know, but those pictures have me worried for a different reason. Does Lily James really want a case of the itchies? And no, Chris Evan’s lawyers, I’m not talking about that kind of itchies. I’m talking about the itches from sitting on the grass without a blanket!