Andy “The Blowjob” King Has A New, Much Younger Boyfriend

July 17, 2020 / Posted by:

Fyre Festival employee of the year (OK, 3.5 months) Andy King announced on Instagram that “it only took 58 years to find true love.” According to People, Andy, whose claim to fame was demonstrating a high level of dedication to his professional responsibilities and a gag reflex that just won’t quit, has a new gentleman in his life, 26-year-old Craig McBlain. If I’m doing the math right, and I’m probably not, that means Andy spent 32 of those 58 years waiting for Craig to be born.

People reports:

Andy King has a new man in his life.

The event planner — who rose to viral fame in 2019 after appearing in Fyre, Netflix’s Fyre Festival documentary — introduced his boyfriend, Craig McBlain, to the world in a Wednesday Instagram post.

Here’s Andy and Craig. I have to admit, I’m a little disappointed that Andy didn’t further cash in on his Fyre 15 by falling in love with the Bahamian customs agent who let him off the hook those many years ago. But it’s better this way, the Bahamians have been fucked enough as it is.

I know, I know, there are WAY too many teeth up there for a post about blowjobs. My apologies. People adds that Andy and Craig, who is from Ayr, Scotland, met in a chance encounter in April of last year at the Ultra Music Festival in Miami, based on this post from Craig.

Earlier this year, Andy made some scratch by partnering with Evian to do a special limited-edition bottle with a tagline that reads “so good you’d do anything for it.” Apparently, there were only 10 bottles in that run so it’s not unreasonable to assume Andy personally deep-throated each one individually. Personally, I don’t even like Evian (and sucking dick is just OK). An over-the-pants handy for a bottle of Poland Springs is more my speed.

Pic: Instagram

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