Category: Maya Hawke
Maya Hawke And Tom Sturridge Might Be A Thing
While many of us have only found love in the time of corona with our hand or a starter dildo, famous and famous-ish-ish types have found a way to find love with each other. Some coronatime couples include Timothee Chalamet and Eiza Gonzalez, Ashley Benson and G-Eazy, Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly, Brian Austin Green and Not My Tina Louise, and The Supremes of Lockdown Love, Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas. Well, joining them might be Maya Hawke, who is the daughter of Uma Thruman and Ethan Hawke and is in Stranger Things, and Tom Sturridge, who is best known to me as Sienna’s Miller’s Ex™ but has also done acting stuff too.
Uma Thurman And Ethan Hawke’s Daughter, Maya Hawke, Is Annoyed At Her Parents’ Generation For Screwing Shit Up For Gen Z
Maya Hawke is the 21-year-old Juilliard dropout daughter of Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke who played Jo March in the BBC’s Little Women, is a regular on season 3 and 4 of Stranger Things, and also does music stuff. So thanks to the fact that she was made with famous jizz and a famous ovary egg, her career is moving on up, but as she rose to the stars, coronavirus came along and used its germy, sticky hands to push her back down.
Maya was filming season 4 of Stranger Things in Atlanta when the coronavirus lockdown happened and she holed herself up with her mom and her siblings in Uma’s country house in Woodstock, NY. Maya, who is giving me Eddie Redmayne in The Danish Girl cosplay in that pic, did a FaceTime interview with Nylon from her mom’s house and she lip-smacked in annoyance over how easy Gen X had it since they didn’t have to deal with wars and plagues like her generation has to deal with. Yes, this is the part in the day when Gen Z yells, “It’s fucking your fault!”, at Gen X as Gen X yells, “No, it’s fucking your fault!”, at the Boomers as the Boomers yell, “No, it’s fucking your fault for even starting this country!”, at the White Wigs Generation, and the Millenials shush everyone by screaming, “Shut up all of you! We’ve got bigger problems to deal with, like the sequin jumpsuit I wanted from ASOS just sold out in my size!”