Brad Pitt Is Vacationing In France With A 27-Year-Old German Model

August 26, 2020 / Posted by:

The jig is up! 56-year-old William Bradley Pitt’s been caught with his hand in the proverbial cookie jar. This particular cookie jar belongs to 27-year-old German model Nicole Poturalkski who was seen kissing William Bradley as the pair traveled by private jet from Charles De Gaulle airport in Paris to his Chateau Miraval estate in the south of France. Yes, the same estate where the judge who Brad’s mostly ex-wife Angelina Jolie is trying to get fired from their divorce case, married them back in 2014. Oh, and by the way, Nicole is said to look a touch like Angie. Wow, did you feel that? I don’t know about you but I just felt the temperature in the air drop by like 20 degrees. Because while Angie might not give a shit, I’m sure Odile Soudant, the French lighting designer who is currently suing Brad for credit on the work she did on Chateau Miraval, is none too pleased! A pox upon your (electrical) box, Pitt!

Okay, let’s get this out of the way first. Here’s Nicole. To me, she only looks like Angie from certain angles, mostly in the mouth. Which is funny because Mostly In The Mouth is the title of my self-published erotic memoir.

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I think she looks more like Jessica Biel than Angie but I guess it doesn’t really matter. Brad’s probably going to start getting way into pastel athleisure wear either way. According to the always eager OK!:

On August 26, Brad Pitt was spotted arriving in France with model Nicole Poturalski

Before the two flew to the actor’s lavish mansion in the south of France, the pair acted like “loved up teenagers,” a source exclusively told OK!. “They were kissing and Brad was being super attentive to her. He was in a semi public place but didn’t seem to mind people seeing him. She’s a real beauty and obviously a lot younger than him.”

The Fight Club alum, 56, flew into Charles de Gaulle airport in Paris from LAX before the duo boarded the private flight to Le Castellet Airport — just 30 miles from Chateau Miraval. Poturalski “was already in Paris, waiting in the Air France lounge for Brad when he flew in from LAX,” the insider explained.

It’s unclear how long the 56-year-old handsome hunk has been dating the model for, and little is known about the beauty, who is the latest girl to have captured Pitt’s heart.

Here are Brad and Nicole arriving at the airport. Note: Brad has decided to go with Little Ralphie, his favorite newsboy lid, as his traveling companion for this trip.

Some internet sleuths have deduced that Nicole was Brad’s guest at that Kanye West opera he went to with Alia Shawkat who I suppose acted as a decoy! That was all the back in November of last year. There’s also a possibility she has a son (a young boy appears in at least one of her IG posts).

If that’s her, she better step up her hat game immediately. Brad’s not looking for a girlfriend, he’s looking for mates for all his special babies. At any rate, if history is any indication, this won’t be the last we hear about Brad’s possible new love interest. I don’t know why Brad’s allowed jet off to France and make merry while the rest of us are forced to sit here and stew in the political, environmental, and epidemiological hellscape we’re currently in. It’s not fair, but c’est la vie I guess. If Brad wanted to laissez le bon temps rouler this summer, he should have taken his ass, his lady, Little Ralphie and his checkbook to New Orleans. Come on Brad, make it right already!

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