Maya Hawke And Tom Sturridge Might Be A Thing
While many of us have only found love in the time of corona with our hand or a starter dildo, famous and famous-ish-ish types have found a way to find love with each other. Some coronatime couples include Timothee Chalamet and Eiza Gonzalez, Ashley Benson and G-Eazy, Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly, Brian Austin Green and Not My Tina Louise, and The Supremes of Lockdown Love, Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas. Well, joining them might be Maya Hawke, who is the daughter of Uma Thruman and Ethan Hawke and is in Stranger Things, and Tom Sturridge, who is best known to me as Sienna’s Miller’s Ex™ but has also done acting stuff too.
22-year-old Maya Hawke was in quarantine in her mom’s country house in Woodstock, NY, but she busted out of there to go to the beach with 34-year-old Tom Sturridge, not to be confused with Johnny Depp’s favorite actor Jim Sturgess. The Daily Mail has pap pictures of Maya and Tom, who is bringing back the flip phone, going to the beach in the Hamptons together on Monday. I know that they’re not wearing masks and are going to the beach, but they’re completely in the right! I mean, the Hamptons is covered with a giant dome that protects the rich and famous from coronavirus so they can freely go baremouth to a crowded beach.
Maya Hawke, 22, looks chic in a black silk dress as she enjoys a relaxing beach stroll https://t.co/igPSwreI4b
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) July 21, 2020
Tom and Sienna Miller were together for a few years and they share an 8-year-old daughter together named Marlowe. I was going to say that it might be a little awkward for Tom if he’s humping on his ex’s ex’s daughter, but then I looked it up and discovered that Sienna and Ethan Hawke never dated that we know of. How did that never happen?!
And if this quarantine comes to an END end, I wonder if most of these celebrity coronatime couples will stick together or realize the pool of pieces has completely opened wide and their genitals will get a craving for a new trick and drag them to the next. The first one, obviously, but in the meantime, I don’t know whether to be offended by or appreciative of Maya in those pics. I mean, she’s stumbling around, with one titty out, looking dazed and miserable and like she doesn’t know whether to follow up her latest nap with another nap or do something productive like stare at the wall for an hour. She’s a mirror to us all!
Pics: Wenn.com