Though Prince Harry and Meghan Markle‘s spokesperson described the recent New York paparazzi pursuit of them (along with Meghan’s mom, Doria Ragland) as a “nearly catastrophic” two-hour long, sometimes 80 mph car chase; the NYPD only called it “challenging,” Mayor Eric Adams said a chase of any length is very dangerous though he found it “hard to believe” it lasted two hours; and photo agency, Backgrid, said the trio was seemingly in “no immediate danger” from their paps but will be investigating further. But, we’ve finally gotten to hear from the most essential voice on any issue: Whoopi Goldberg, of course. On The View yesterday, she shed doubt on Harry and Meghan’s account of the situation, basically saying that her on-air fart smells and backtracking apologies after she farts out an offensive take travel faster than a car can in NYC traffic.
Olivia Wilde And Jason Sudeikis Put Their Child Support Battle Aside To Play Nice At Their Kid’s Soccer Game
Tracy Anderson must shut her gym down on weekends so she can indulge in a feast of cooked broccoli rather than raw, so Olivia Wilde had to settle for quenching her papping thirst at her kid’s soccer game this weekend instead of her normal post-workout papping. But this time, she didn’t “almost” run into an ex; she purposely coexisted with one as she and Jason Sudeikis watched their son’s game together and even made it a point to hug, despite Jason’s lil’ litigation hobby and Olivia recently taking to the courts to say he needs to get up off the driveway and get into his comparably fatter wallet to pay her child support for their two kids.
Are you sitting down? Then lie down because I have some shocking, earth-shattering news that will change the way you view reality and the world at large. Kim Kardashian of fame whore fame not only helps set up her “candid” paparazzi shots, but she also touches them up herself. I know. Who knew Kim knew how to operate Photoshop, much less a computer?
Nick Lachey Must Undergo Anger Management and AA Classes Over A Drunken Incident With A Pap Last Year
Love might be blind, but so is rage!!! Nearly a year after 90s boy bander and Love Is Blind host Nick Lachey accosted a pap, The Daily Mail reports that he has been ordered to attend anger management classes and Alcoholics Anonymous. The incident went down last year on March 27 when Nick and his wife/ Love Is Blind co-host Vanessa Lachey were leaving boujee steakhouse Mastro’s in Beverly Hills after probably celebrating their newfound relevance! Nick noticed a pap, Jody Santos, taking photos of Nick and his wife from her car across the street. Jody quickly went from in sight to on sight because Nick started drunkenly flipping her off and then proceeded to walk straight up to her car to snatch her phone while cursing her out. And now he’s gotta sit in anger management classes because of that move.
Emma Heming Willis Told The Paparazzi To Stop Distracting Bruce Willis In Public From Now On As He Struggles With Dementia
It was very unfortunate news when the announcement was made that 68-year-old Bruce Willis would be stepping back from the movie biz after his weighty diagnosis of aphasia this time last year. And worse, his family just shared last month that what was at first thought only to be aphasia had progressed and was actually part of an even tougher diagnosis: frontotemporal dementia (FTD). The paps have now been following Bruce, and his wife, Emma Heming Willis, wants the paparazzi to know that their tactics like yelling at and trying to get a public reaction out of him are making their life more difficult, so she’s asking for them to stop.
Two frontrunners in the upcoming 2024 presidential election, Donald Trump and Kanye West, are each facing significant roadblocks this week commensurate with their respective Achilles heels. For Donald, it’s lying like a bad rug. And for Kanye, it’s his hair trigger temper that has led to yet another skirmish with the paparazzi. Last month Kanye became the subject of a battery investigation after he was accused of snatching a lady’s phone out of her hand and tossing it into the street after he approached her car and demanded she stop filming him while in the midst of a verbal altercation with the paparazzi/his inner demons.