Heidi Klum Has Filed Legal Documents Against Seal, Claiming That He Won’t Let Her Take Their Kids To Germany
Heidi Klum and Seal were married for seven years before calling it quits in 2012, and it was alleged that he couldn’t handle being married to a woman who’s richer and more successful than him. They share four children: Leni, 16, Henry, 14, Johan, 13, and Lou, 10. It seemed like things were okay between Heidi, who is now married to Tom Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel, and Seal… until now. Heidi is the host of Germany’s Next Top Model and so she must go to Germany to do the show and she wants to take their children, but Seal won’t allow it. So Heidi has filed a request for an emergency hearing to get the court to help her out, and her kids are apparently on her side. I guess the idea of spending Halloween away from their mother is too much!
Blac Chyna Called Child Services On Rob Kardashian After Their Daughter Dream Got Burned Twice While In His Care
And yes, she’s SHOCKED by all of this. Or that’s just her regular expression.
Of course the least-successful Kardashian, Rob Kardashian, and Harvard graduate, Blac Chyna, are continuing to slap at one another over the care of their 3-year-old daughter Dream. It seems Dream was burned while with Rob and you better believe Chyna has decided to use it to attack him for full custody. Honestly, I’m shocked that Dream hasn’t been burned before, because I’m sure the poor child’s skin starts smoking when Kris Jenner holds her with those flaming hot demon klaws.
Not that long ago, the legendary Nina Bo’nina Brown uttered the words, “I shoulda been Blac Chyna.” Rob Kardashian recently filed the type of legal documents that would have you believing he’d feel more comfortable leaving his daughter Dream with Nina in Blac Chyna drag than Blac Chyna herself. Rob has accused Chyna of being violent and a drunk, and that he should be Dream’s primary guardian. Sources close to Chyna have spoken to TMZ about Rob’s allegations, and they claim Chyna has called bullshit on Rob’s alleged story.
When we last left the custody fight titled (in the voice of Martin Luther King Jr.) “I Want A Dream!” (may MLK Jr. slap me down for that one), Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna put down their shanks and agreed on custody and child support with both of them sharing 50/50 custody of their 3-year-old daughter Dream and Rob no longer having to pay Chyna $20,000 a month in support. Since this custody battle involved the messiest parties since the Montagues and Capulets (you know Romeo and Juliet’s custody fight would’ve been next level, they’re drama queens), it obviously wasn’t over. Rob is now claiming that right after Chyna put down her shank, she picked up a bottle of Hennessy as usual and chugged it like it was filled with the secret to relevancy while motioning to Dream with her hand to fetch her another bottle. TMZ says that Rob has filed documents asking to be Dream’s primary guardian, because Chyna’s house is The Drunk Cokehead’s Republic of Chyna.
General warning: There are Jeremy Renner dick pics out there. Please take any and all precautions. If you should see one, don’t panic. Simply close your eyes and very, very slowly feel your way to the off switch of whatever device you’re on, power it down, and throw it into the nearest source of water. TMZ reports that the custody battle between Jeremy and Sonni Pacheco over 6-year-old daughter Ava, has somehow gotten even messier with the introduction of nude photos of Jeremy which he claims Sonni sent to their custody evaluator in an effort to humiliate him. It’s wild because if she was really trying to humiliate him, why not just send Jeremy’s studio outtakes? He must have one weird dick.
It hasn’t been such a great September for Jeremy Renner. First he had to shut down his beloved online vanity project, the Jeremy Renner app, because trolls were goofing around on it. Now his ex-wife Sonni Pacheco is back to battle him in custody court over their 6-year-old daughter.