When it comes to MTV’s Teen Mom franchise, it’s pretty much a given that when any of the moms–who haven’t been teens for a long-ass time–and many can barely be considered “moms”–make the news, it’s not because they’ve done something to show that they’ve matured a ton since being actual teens. Amber Portwood, mom of two and star of Teen Mom OG, has a long, storied history with charges, jail, and custody battles. Another judge has decided that Amber’s children are better off with their respective fathers (her 13-year-old daughter, Leah, lives with her dad, Gary Shirley), since this time, Andrew Glennon, father of her 4-year-old son, James, has been granted sole primary physical and legal custody of him.
Usually when our brains are assaulted by having to think about Farrah Abraham, it’s because she’s slithered out from whatever cavernous lair she lives in to initiate her newest ploy for attention and relevancy. However, it doesn’t pain me as much to hear about the Teen Mom OG alum/failed frozen yogurt slinger when she’s on the receiving end of her karma instead of shoving herself in our faces, so I’m happy to report that Farrah has been charged for her role in a nightclub kerfuffle where she allegedly slapped a security guard and then had to be wrestled to the ground and arrested due to what I’m sure was loud, nasal, baby-voiced belligerence.
Rename Farrah Abraham from Teen Mom as “Miss Smacks-A-Lot” because this mess apparently loves to slap an employee. Back in 2018 Miss Thing got arrested for slapping a hotel worker at the Beverly Hills Hotel from which she is now banned (obviously). And I guess she better cross off the restaurant-slash-rooftop bar, Grandmaster Records in Hollywood, from her list too, because TMZ says that she slapped a security guard there this weekend and was arrested.
Us Weekly reports that Bristol Palin announced on Instagram that she has quit the show she never belonged on in the first place. Pour out some Highmark Nickel Back Apple Jack… …down your throat–and get ready to drive some snowmobiles and fight with each other! It’s gonna be a true Alaskan goodbye!
Technically, once you enter your 20s you can’t be considered a “teen mom” anymore. At that point you’re just a lady with kids. However, because reality TV is life, MTV’s Teen Mom OG still comes on and Bristol Palin, America’s Sweetheart, is one of its cast members and reportedly getting a $250,000 check for it. Apparently, she has an issue with how she’s being portrayed and has taken to her Instagram page to let y’all hoes know that what y’all see is NOT reality, kind of how that picture above looks like it’s of an animatronic Soleil Moon Frye when it’s really Bristol Palin.