Category: Not All Heroes
Prince Harry Presented (Virtually) In Front Of Piers Morgan At The GQ Men Of The Year Awards
Prince Harry probably thought that exiting from his duties as a member of the British Royal Family meant he could retire his stuffy Charlie McCarthy the dummy costume for good. But since it was for a good cause, he dusted it off and sat in the foyer of his Montecito, CA mansion to present, remotely, at the GQ Men of the Year Awards in London. Much to the chagrin of Piers Morgan who was in attendance and described the experience as #awks. Imagine, a 65-year-old man getting triggered by a teleprompter. #SMH.
Meghan Markle Made A Surprise Appearance On CNN’s “Heroes All-Star Tribute” And Sent Oprah Some New-Age Coffee
Viewers of CNN’s annual Heroes All-Star Tribute, which aired last night, were on the receiving end of some extra special charity in the form of former Duchess Meghan Markle who made a surprise appearance to honor “individuals (who) stood up and made sure the most basic needs of our communities were met” during the pandemic. Specifically, those who worked to aid people who have been experiencing food insecurity. Meghan’s act of charity will ensure her haters eat for days because not only did her eyeshadow and lipstick match the bank of lavender bushes that gently blew in the background, her lavender pussy blouse was hella ugly. Delicious. And I’m not even a hater!
Amy Schumer Says Her NFL Boycott Made A Difference
Under normal circumstances I’d applaud Amy Schumer for taking a principled stand against the NFL by refusing to do any Super Bowl commercials this year and discouraging musicians from playing the halftime show. Luckily I can save my energy. Amy’s got the applause covered herself, and doesn’t need the help. Amy recently posted a note on Instagram congratulating herself for stickin’ it to the NFL with a single IG post in which she encouraged Maroon 5 to back out of the SB gig. In it she cites her own courage and moral conviction as the reason the NFL hasn’t yet signed a second act. Amy did that you guys.