Oh I’m sure Kris Jenner is loving every messy moment of this story. She probably got a lady boner and heard the coins piling up in her bank account after discovering her daughter Khloe Kardashian is now filled with pain and sadness. The bad news is that the man Khloe chose to make a baby with, NBA player Tristan Thompson, has allegedly dribbled his balls into a different court belonging to Jordyn Woods, who is not only a former model for Khloe’s clothing line Good American but is also the best friend of her youngest sister Kylie Jenner. This totally real love triangle arrives just in time for the new season of Krapping Up The Kartrashians.
Tristan and Khloe have had a rocky relationship for quite some time, stemming back to right before Khloe gave birth to their daughter True in April 2018. Apparently while Khloe was laid up in a Cleveland hospital about to deliver a baby, Tristan was allegedly delivering dick to some store brand trick at a hotel in NYC. The two of them have been on shaky ground since then, with Khloe primarily focusing on taking care of True because she hasn’t been able to trust that Tristan could be faithful. Well now, according to TMZ, Tristan and Khloe are 100% over after she discovered his potential involvement with Jordyn.
We’re told Tristan flew into Los Angeles to spend Valentine’s Day Thursday with Khloe and their daughter, True. On Sunday night he was at a house party, where we’re told he snuggled up with Kylie’s BFF, Jordyn Woods.
Witnesses tell us Tristan and Jordyn were all over each other … making out. We’re told Khloe found out and immediately broke things off with the NBA player … a source tells us “she has had enough.”
We’re told there’s little chance for reconciliation … Khloe and Tristan are done.
So far Kylie hasn’t spoken out about this situation yet, probably because she’s still coming down off of whatever she was on during her recent interview with Paper Magazine. I’m sure once she comes out of the haze she’ll pucker her lips to form a surprised “Oh No” face but while the world waits for that to happen. But TMZ says that Kylie didn’t believe the rumor at first, but after doing some research of her own, does now, and isn’t sure how to process it and my guess is because on her script it says: “say you’re unsure how to feel about Jordyn fucking your sister’s man.”
Us Weekly reports that once Khloe caught wind of the infidelity rumors she confronted Tristan to find out what was really going on.
“Khloé was told by people who saw Tristan and Jordan (sic) making out and told Khloé, and Khloé confronted Tristan and he admitted it was true,” a second source added.
The first one said that the Good American founder “loved” Woods before she found out the news and this is “completely shocking” to the Kardashian clan.
Twitter is already slicing Jordyn up like a Christmas ham with a barrage of tweets that range from BWAHAHAHA to Bitch, you in danger. But what does Jordyn herself have to say about this? As of now she’s yet to release a statement about the allegations probably because she’s too busy packing up her shit to get out of Kylie’s house before Khloe shows up with a baseball bat. Out of all the Kardashian witches Khloe has always struck me as the only one powerful enough to cast a spell called Beat-A-Hoe-Down. Jordyn, you better make sure to put a stunt double clause in your contract for when Kris gets the writers to whip up a “Khloe beats down Jordyn” scene.