Khloe Kardashian Responded To Rumors That She’s Pregnant With Tristan Thompson’s Baby

May 13, 2020 / Posted by:

No, they have not come up with a cure for COVID-19, this news is even bigger. Khloe Kardashian, of The Kalabasas Kardashians feat Kris Jenner, star of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, mother, mogul (?), sister, friend, is disgusted (!) by people talking about her personal business, calling them “sick.” On an April episode of KUWTK, a show celebrating the personal business of the Kardashians, Khloe discussed some rather personal business, saying that she was considering relieving her ex-boyfriend and father of her child, Tristan Thomas, of some of his sperm for her own personal use so that their baby True might have a sibling. As you’ll no doubt recall, Khloe and Tristan broke up after he kissed Khloe’s best TV friend Jordyn Woods, and then Khloe broke up with her too. Well now the unthinkable has happened. People have commented upon her personal business, daring to speculate if the thing she talked about on TV had come to fruition. It is indeed a sick, sad world.

According to Page Six, Khloe sparked pregnancy rumors this week when she “started posting old photos of herself on Instagram” and “cropped her stomach out of any new photos.” Fans (?) were angered by the implication that Khloe had taken Tristan back after the ungodly fuss she made when publicly unfriending Jordyn on Twitter.

Twitter exploded on Wednesday after fans realized Kardashian might be having another baby with Thompson, after she and Kylie Jenner, Woods’ former best friend, axed Woods from their lives.

In these exchanges, the word “clown” was used quite liberally, and judging from Khloe’s reaction, it struck a nerve, making that amusing yet humiliating cartoonish *bionggggg* sound you just heard.

That’s right, Khloe was accused of not just being “a clown,” but of being an “ass clown,” the lowliest and goofiest of all the clowns, according to ClownAntics.com. It’s no wonder Khloe took issue, and #tooktotwitter with a response.

While Khloe may not go on “social media platforms much these days,” her alter ego, ass clown Kalamity Kuppy Kakes, posted new content including the pictures that started these rumors in the first place, on her Instagram four times in the span of a week (which admittedly is a lifetime for a Kardashian). Kalamity also had this to say.

IF!?! This is some next level clownery. Kalamity is about to find herself downgraded from ass clown to assistant (to the) ass clown.

Look, it’s simple. How, and for how long, Kalamity wants this “rumor” drawn out across multiple social media platforms and TV, is up to Kalamity’s mother and Kalamity’s mother alone. Let the clowns do their work in peace. You wouldn’t go to the circus and try to micro-manage how many of them spill out of a VW Bug would you? Well, the same rules apply for Khloe’s uterus.

Pic: Instagram

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