Tory Lanez Is Using The Megan Thee Stallion Allegations To Promote His New Album 

September 25, 2020 / Posted by:

Well, here’s one way to prove that you’re a piece of trash. Tory Lanez has released his new album Daystar (more like Dirtstar) and on it, he raps about the allegations that he shot Megan Thee Stallion. Megan named Tory as her shooter and the LAPD are investigating. But Tory is now telling his side of the story and he’s cashing in while doing so.

In July, Megan Thee Stallion was shot in the feet in an SUV after a party in the Hollywood Hills that Kylie Jenner was at. Eventually, Megan confirmed that Tory was the one who shot her. Tory was pretty quiet about the situation, but sources said he had texted Megan to apologize afterward. Well, he’s sure not sorry now.

Tory (real name: Daystar Peterson) teased the album on Twitter before shitting out the 17-track toxic monstrosity that may as well be called: I Didn’t Do It.

Variety says that in the opening track, the O.J. of rap accuses Megan of lying and trying to pay him off:

“Gotta see a couple questions / How the fuck you get shot in your foot, don’t hit no bones or tendons?
 / How the fuck your team is trying to pay me in some whole millions?”

That’s one way to get your album to #1 on the charts in HELL.

Tory then blames Megan for the drama by rapping that she got jealous of him flirting with Kylie Jenner:

“Me and Kylie still off in the pool / We was chilling, kicking shit, was cool / Both of us didn’t know you was tripping / Even though I got a crush on Kylie, I woulda left with you if I knew you was dipping, for the simple reason / You invited me, but I can’t act like shawty didn’t excite me.”

Tory also calls out singer JoJo who removed him from her album after the incident, rapping that she was a “bozo.” JoJo the Bozo? A lyrical genius! But he does get closer to being lyrically clever when he raps about being short:

“Oh, now I’m 5’3”? N—-s saying I’m a shorty
 / But lil’ bitch I’m 5’7, money on me side-stepping
 / And if I stand on my wallet you can see my thighs in heaven.”

Tory never got around to explaining what did happen though, just denies that he was the shooter. This is interesting considering that the LA County Sheriff arrested him that night and he has to go back to court on October 13 over possible firearms charges. But a rep for the LAPD told Variety there were no updates in the investigation.

Well, this is absolute head-to-toe trash and no one should listen to it. At least I can admit that one positive thing came out of this. Short guys now have something to say to people when they make fun of their height. “Lil’ bitch, I’m 5’7!” Tom Cruise is going to get so much use out of that line!


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