Over the years, The Koven has worked tirelessly to make something happen for Khloé Kardashian, the sad results of which were summed up on part two of the Keeping Up With The Kardashians reunion special which aired last night. The sum of Khloé’s Kareer has amounted to little more than an ever-evolving chimera face, and having a partner in Tristan Thompson who can’t keep it in his pants. And unless they are planning a remake of The Other Sister for their upcoming Hulu show/s, the Kardashians are probably better off just letting the Khloé Kharacter fade into a distant memory, much like her original face did. Speaking of faces, last night Khloé had the nerve to tell Andy Cohen she’s only “had one nose job” with a straight one, even though the price tag was still hanging off it.
According to Khloé, in the 20 seasons that KKWTK has been on air, not one single person has asked her about her nose. Until now. Us Weekly reports:
During part two of the Keeping Up With the Kardashians reunion, which aired on Sunday, June 20, Andy Cohen asked the Good American founder, 36, what false claims she hears about herself the most. The reality star replied that speculation about plastic surgery is always something that annoys her.
“For me, everyone says, ‘Oh my gosh, she’s had her third face transplant,’” the Strong Looks Better Naked author explained. “But I’ve had one nose job — Dr. Raj Kinodia — and everyone gets so upset, like, ‘Why don’t I talk about it?’”
The former Revenge Body host claimed that Cohen, 53, was the first person to actually question her about what work she may have had done.
“No one’s ever asked me,” she said. “You’re the first person in an interview that’s ever asked me about my nose. I’ve done, sure, injections — not really Botox. I’ve responded horribly to Botox.”
That’s one of the greatest mysteries of the universe solved. Just the one nose job, I guess the rest just melted in the heat.
Looks like Khloé is feeling confident and secure, which it may shock you to learn, has not always been the case. Turns out spending your entire adult life in front of the camera can really do a number on a person.
“When the show first started, I was very secure, very secure,” she replied. “And then during the first couple seasons, I became insecure because of the public opinions of myself. Then I had, I think, a good run of being secure, and then I think recently I’ve become now insecure again. So I guess it just goes, you know, up and down.”
Are you telling me “the Good American founder,” “Strong Looks Better Naked author,” “former Revenge Body host,” “Kocktails With Khloé alum” and former Khloé & Lamar star” is all over the place? Well damn. As for her Khloe’s second enduring legacy, that of A WOMAN SCORNED, Khloé says she’s forgiven Jordyn Woods, the ex-friend of Kylie Jenner who her loose-dicked man kissed at a party million years ago. E! News reports:
Khloe shared with reunion host Andy Cohen, she doesn’t currently speak to the 23-year-old influencer.
However, the Good American mogul made it clear that she doesn’t wish Jordyn any ill will. In fact, Khloe confirmed that she’s forgiven Jordyn. “I think that’s a huge misconception,” she shared. “That’s also the thing where some narratives aren’t as fun to pass around and spread like wildfire. I’ve actually tweeted, I’ve actually done Insta-stories, I don’t have any grudge against Jordyn. I think people make mistakes. People live and they learn. And I forgive both parties.”
“I forgive Jordyn, or else I would be a prisoner in my life,” she said at the reunion. “I have to forgive these people for me. And it’s up to them to forgive themselves and to be accountable and learn.”
I’m pretty sure Jordyn already told Auntie Jada all that needed to be said on the matter when she was on Red Table Talk, but apparently, Khloe thinks she shill has some more groveling to do and is waiting for a personal apology from her, to this day! And that’s a wrap on “Good American mogul” (oh, yeah, forgot she had that too) Khloé Kardashian, folks. Until next face!
— Kardashians on E! (@KUWTK) June 17, 2021