Who has had a busier May than Pimp Mama Kris’s least favorite money-maker AFTER The Sock One? In the last few weeks, Khloe Kardashian has been caught up in a paternity test, a cease and desist, pregnancy rumors, and, of course, acting like an asshole a Kardashian by wasting a shitload of rare toilet paper on a prank for attention. Well, speaking of desperate calls for attention, Khloe is back at it. Only this time, SHE’S the prank victim.
Apparently, that picture above, which Khloe threw up onto eyes on Friday, is supposed to be a picture of Khloe Kardashian. I see that Instagram has new filters like “Harpo, Who Dis Woman” and “The Joker After Doing A James Charles Makeup Tutorial.” The 35-year-old failed talk show host and basketball groupie posted the image to her Instagram account with the caption: “Location: under bitches skiiiinnnn”. Okay, but Khloe and The Koven have been under our skin since 2007. By now, she’s like a shifty-looking skin growth on your back that is constantly changing size and color and so you just ignore it in the hopes that it either disappears or takes you out.
After Khloe posted the pic, many wondered what’s going on here. Is it FaceTune? Is it an off-brand Khloe doll from The Dollar Tree? Is it #10 on Khloe’s Buy 9 and get your 10th lift FREE punch card? All of the above?
The photo was meant to showcase Khloe’s new blonde weave, but everyone seems to be more hung up on the fact that the woman in the picture looks NOTHING like Khloe. True’s mother herself has even waded into the comments section, being coy and annoying, answering people with things like: “A little switch up is needed”.
Khloe Kardashian be looking like a different person every year 💀 pic.twitter.com/3UIvklDeQk
— superfly sister. (@DoggoneLoverr_) May 22, 2020
Now I know that this Koven of broken spirits has numerous doctors on-call at any time of day. And I’m not saying that Khloe snuck out under the cover of night during a pandemic to have non-essential surgery done to her face because she doesn’t need to do that since I’m sure their plastic surgeon lives in-house!
And now, according to People Magazine, Khloe’s on-and-again piece and the father of her child, Tristan Thompson, has weighed in on the photo in the comments, calling the mother of his daughter a “baddie” and adding a red heart emoji. Ah, love in the time of coronavirus…how sweet. Remember, Tristan and Khloe called it quits last year after his two separate cheating scandals. That picture makes more sense now. Maybe Khloe realized that the key to keeping Tristan interested is just to shape-shift her face all the time so she looks like a completely different person every week.