On the most recent episode of Keeping Up The Battle Against Human Progress With The Kardashians, 35-year-old Khloé Kardashian talked about baby-making. She suggested that maybe she would need to “borrow” sperm from the father of her child/serial-cheater, Tristan Thompson, to make a new baby sibling for little True. That’s not really “borrowing” since I don’t think he can get the sperm back, unless he’s into felching.
Tristan and Khloe broke up after his cheating scandal storyline with Jordyn Woods. That storyline also broke up the friendship between Kylie Jenner and Jordyn. Well, Khloé has come down from all that drama and now she and Tristan are on better terms, I guess.
People says that during the episode, Khloé was at Tristan’s house, going through 2-year-old True’s toys for whatever reason while FaceTiming with him. When Khloé suggested getting rid of stuff, Tristan jumped in with the lines prepared for him by Kris Jenner to beef up Khloé’s incredibly boring life and give her a relevant storyline once again:
“What happens if we have another girl?” he says. “We have to buy it all over again.”
“Who is having another girl with you?” Kardashian asks.
“Listen, I’m just saying, True does need a sibling,” he responds.
And it turns out, this is something Kardashian has already put some thought toward.
“I might get some embryos and get a sibling,” she says. “I might need to borrow some sperm or get some from you.”
“We’ll figure that out later. That’s a whole other episode,” she adds, laughing. “So awkward.”
Khloé also talked to Pimp Mama Kris about co-parenting and how hard it was. I’m sure coordinating two different teams of nannies can be stressful:
“To co-parent is a different beast… Probably the hardest thing I’ve ever had to figure out. You get territorial, like, “This is my baby, why are you telling me what to do?” …This is the first season that I am not with Tristan. Typically I go back and forth to Cleveland. He really misses True, and he doesn’t really know when he’s going to see her next. I really have not put much thought into how True is going to visit Tristan in Cleveland. I’ve been avoiding this conversation… Honestly and truthfully, I want us to have a peaceful friendship. Tristan has been really consistent and present, and that’s great. I just haven’t even thought of this part yet. I’m not going, which is fine, but … does that mean I have to send True there by herself?… Co-parenting is hard, I mean you have to also respect both parents. I’m sure he won’t do anything I don’t feel comfortable doing, but is that not fair to True to not see her dad? That’s going to be a long however many months.”
Khloe is evil because why would she want to put another child through the pain of looking at her lips? But Tristan should be wary about giving his jizz to the Koven, because Kris will use that sperm to create a dozen Khlo-Stan babies that will create more cast members for KUWTK and bring down Tristan through insane child support payments. Beware, Tristan!