Category: Jennifer Lopez
Ben Affleck Was Bothered By The Amount Of Paparazzi On His Paris Honeymoon With Jennifer Lopez
Ever since the “let’s get this done before he changes his mind” Vegas wedding of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez last month, pretty much every picture of Ben reinforced that he has a face that captures every negative emotion of these trying times. This was especially apparent on their Paris honeymoon, where he basically looked like his mom drug him to a birthday party for a classmate he doesn’t talk to “just to be polite.” Page Six reports that part of Ben’s issue was that he was disturbed by the paparazzi’s presence during their honeymoon trip (to one of the most overt cities in the world in which to be papped). But Ben better buckle up, because he has a days-long wedding obligation/”celebration” coming up now that the ink on the marriage certificate has dried, and J.Lo has surely already called in all of the paps in a 5-state radius.
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck’s Marriage Certificate Is Finally Here!
Since the rebirth of the love story and eventual Vegas marriage of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Affleck (née, Jennifer Lopez), it seems like their publicity machine has been hard at work attempting to manufacture shits for anyone to give–just one solitary, single shit–but so far the most interesting thing about their union is that they’re the owners of a soda machine that dispenses both Diet Pepsi AND Diet Coke. They’ve definitely tried it though since linking back up: we heard about their Valentine’s Day gifts; our brainspace has been invaded with the knowledge that Ben proposed while Jen was in the bubble bath; we’ve been made privy to their love nest search. They even tried to bring some levity and relatability to the table when Ben’s son made a public and very bougie oopsie right in front of the paps. Alas, the quest to win over the people’s interest has gone about as well as Gigli did, so today’s news is that TMZ “obtained” (AKA JLo’s people sent over the receipts) their marriage certificate.
Ben Affleck Is Caught Napping On His Honeymoon With Jennifer Lopez
Ben Affleck and the newly crowned Jennifer Lynn Affleck (a.k.a Jennifer Lopez) have taken their marriage on tour and are currently stunting vacationing in Europe. If the world doesn’t yet know that they’re officially together, they will visit every country on earth to make it known! They touched down in France a few days ago and put on a SHOW for the people. We expect no less from the earth’s premier pap stroll trailblazers. However, it looks like the 5,243,000 photos they took to document their love knocked the wind out of Ben as he was caught sleeping on the job. Someone get this man a Box O’ Joe from Dunkin’ Donuts before JLo finds out!
Apparently, Ben Affleck Listed The Date Of His Divorce From Jennifer Garner As Exactly 9 Years Before His Wedding With Jennifer Lopez
As everybody who reads Jennifer Lopez’s newsletter On The JLo (crickets) knows, she finally secured her much-delayed wedding ring from Ben Affleck after the two got hitched in a Las Vegas wedding chapel among the peasants. Jennifer Lopez became Jennifer Affleck on July 16, 2022. And when Ben was filling out the application for a marriage license, he stated that he divorced the original Jennifer Affleck, Jennifer Garner, on July 16, 2013. But that’s not true. Ben and Jennifer Garner were still married in 2013. QUICK! JLo, get one of your assistants to run down and fix this before the license is declared null and void!
Ben Affleck And Jennifer Lopez Reportedly Got Married In Vegas To Avoid Ben Getting “Cold Feet” And Are Planning A Bigger Celebration In Georgia
Come on, now. Did you really think Jennifer Lopez was going to let all the attention and buzz of Bennifer 2.0 crescendo with her standing in line with a bunch of normies, in a MUNICIPAL building, followed by a quickie ceremony with only one costume change in the same venue Joe Jonas was married in? Are you new? No, there’s no way the newly minted Jenny Lynn Affleck doesn’t already have the perfect picture frame picked out (and linked in her On The JLo newsletter, no doubt) for her and Ben Affleck’s inevitable People Magazine wedding extravaganza cover. Sources tell said People that the most remarked upon bride and groom of the 21st century “plan on having a bigger party so they can celebrate with family and friends,” now that Jenny Lynn locked that shit down before Ben could get cold feet. And that’s not (just) me being shady, a source tells Page Six that their Vegas wedding was “very, very minimally planned in advance and was largely spur-of-the-moment” for just that reason. I guess all that Dunkin’ cold brew collects in Ben’s extremities.
Just Call Her JAf! Jennifer Lopez Has Changed Her Name To Jennifer Affleck After Marrying Ben Affleck In Las Vegas
As you already know because the information was beamed into all of our heads via the CERN portal, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck finally got married over the weekend. But PLOT TWIST, they didn’t get married in a four-day $100 million wedding extravaganza that was streamed live on Netflix. No, instead, they married like peasants in a low-key quickie Las Vegas ceremony, and probably so they could say, “See, we can marry like you peasants too!” And after marrying Ben, “JLo” is gone. She’s changed her name to Jennifer Affleck. JAf? Jennifer as fuck? ….Mehhh, it’s not the same.