Category: Jennifer Lopez
Ben Affleck’s 10-Year-Old Son Backed A Lamborghini Into A BMW
It’s been a minute since we’ve fondly reminisced about Latarian Milton, who at 7 years old unapologetically took his grandmother’s SUV for a joyride with his friends and hit a couple of objects along the way. That was almost 15 years ago, and I just always assumed that Latarian found ways to get money and continue his legacy somehow. When I couldn’t find much information about what he’s been up to for all of these years (besides serving some time, unfortunately yet unsurprisingly), my imagination filled in the blanks and I’m convinced that he started a for-profit underground virtual school for kids where they learn to live their best “hood rat stuff” lives while their parents throw up their hands and wonder where they learned all of this undesirable behavior. Samuel Garner Affleck, the 10-year-old son of Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, must be a star pupil because even though it’s the summertime, he still completed an impressive assignment–casually backing a Lamborghini into a BMW while checking out cars with his dad and Jennifer Lopez.
Open Post: Hosted By Ben Affleck’s Home Office Soda Machine That Has Both Diet Coke And Diet Pepsi
These thirsty motherfuckers. Slate reports that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are so parched that Ben has a his and herses soda fountain in his office that dispenses both Diet Coke (His) and Diet Pepsi (contractually Herses). And here I thought JLo left her Hims & and Hers holdings to Alex Rodriguez. But no, The Brand lives on, only this time instead of duking it out in your medicine cabinet, the gendered Vitameatavegamin wars will be fought at the office water bubbler, not in the bathroom.
Gloria Estefan Turned Down A Cameo In Jennifer Lopez And Shakira’s Super Bowl Halftime Show
Most people who are lucky enough to perform during the Super Bowl Halftime Show look back at it with fond memories. Jennifer Lopez, however, is not like most people. Even though she put on a killer set with Shakira, JLo initially thought that co-headlining the Halftime Show was the “worst idea in the world.” Apparently, she didn’t think there was enough time for each performer. And well, JLo may have gotten even less stage time if Miami icon Gloria Estefan took the offer to make an appearance. But Gloria said no and wonders what JLo would’ve said if she had to share the stage with not one, but TWO more performers.
JLo Used They/Them Pronouns To Introduce Her Child Emme At A Recent Performance
Last Thursday Jennifer Lopez performed at the Los Angeles Dodgers Foundation Blue Diamond Gala at Dodgers Stadium, and she surprised the crowd with a performance with her “favorite duet partner of all time.” Nope, she didn’t sing with Ben Affleck (thank God, cuz he absolutely butchered Leaving On A Jet Plane), she shared the stage with her child, Emme. And the main reason this mother-and-child duet is making headlines is that 52-year-old JLo used gender-neutral “they/them” pronouns to introduce 14-year-old Emme.
JLo Says She Almost Quit Show Business Over Jokes About Her Ass
Jennifer Lopez’s new documentary, Halftime, was released today on Netflix. So far, Halftime has made headlines for a scene where JLo gets emotional over her Oscar snub for Hustlers, and another where she says that sharing the stage with Shakira for the 2020 Super Bowl was “the worst idea in the world.” Now, the attention has gone to her ass. In the doc, JLo reflects on the sexist media coverage she received in the late nineties and early 2000s. She says the talk about her big butt and relationship with Ben Affleck made her feel like “a joke,” and that it made her almost quit show business. I don’t want to live in a world where JLo quit in the early aughts! In that timeline, we wouldn’t have the supremely underrated 2005 horn-heavy R&B jam, “Get Right”!
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Jennifer Lopez Says That Co-Headlining The Super Bowl Halftime Show Was “The Worst Idea In The World” In Her Netflix Documentary “Halftime”
Netflix is letting Jennifer Lopez give her fans The Full-Beyonce with Halftime, a new documentary that offers a backstage peek into her creative process while mounting her half of the halftime show she shared with Shakira at the 2020 Super Bowl. Fittingly, JLo wore half a dress at Halftime‘s premiere last night at the 2022 Tribeca Film Festival. People says JLo was “sizzling” in a Tom Ford “curve-hugging black velvet and sheer floor-length gown,” but I think she looks cold. Thankfully, Halftime: The Movie brings the heat. Once inside the screening, JLo was almost certainly warmed by the opportunity to tell Her Truth about having to split stage time with Shakira (she thought it was “the worst idea in the world.”), her “fight to be taken seriously as an artist” and share an inside look at what it’s like finding out you’ve been snubbed for an Oscar.