Category: Jameela Jamil
In The Wake Of Elon Musk’s $43 Million Twitter Purchase, Jameela Jamil Has Quit Twitter
Some famous and non-famous people heard the news that cringey billionaire Elon Musk bought Twitter for $43 billion, and they responded by threatening to pack up their 140 characters and their expertly-edited profile pictures and quit Twitter for good. Some actually went ahead and followed through with their promise. Like Jameela Jamil, who will no longer be chiming in with her unsolicited two cents on everything on Twitter, because she’s officially done with the bird app.
Jameela Jamil Says She Can “Pretty Much” Kiss Her Own Ass Cuz Of Ehlers Danlos Syndrome
Last year, Jameela Jamil was accused of lying about her countless ailments, injuries, and bee attacks. Recently she revealed that she suffers from Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome. EDS is a rare tissue disorder that causes chronic pain, easily dislocated bones, and blood vessel ruptures. RuPaul’s Drag Race winner Yvie Oddly has Hypermobile EDS. Now, Jameela partook in Us Weekly’s “25 Things You don’t Know About Me” series, and #13 is “I have an invisible disability called Ehlers Danlos Syndrome that makes me so bendy that I can pretty much kiss my own arse.” And you know Jameela tries it every time she posts one of her groundbreaking activist tweets.
Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For “He’s All That,” Which Jameela Jamil Thinks Looks Terrible
The original She’s All That wasn’t really all that to begin with so people had low expectations for He’s All That, the gender-swapped remake starring TikToker Addison Rae, going in. Well, the trailer is here, and let’s just say expectations were met! Exceeded even, considering that Addison’s best adult friend Kourtney Kardashian pops up out of nowhere. No wonder Jameela Jamil #TookToTwitter to proclaim — “This looks objectively Fucking terrible.” And she’s right. The “nerd” (Tanner Buchanan) Addison makes over doesn’t even wear glasses! I’m like, come on. How else are we supposed to know a transformation has occurred? Make! It! Make! Sense!
Demi Lovato’s Talk Show, “The Demi Lovato Show,” Will Premiere Next Month On Roku
In February 2020, Demi Lovato received the great news that they were going to get their own talk show, creatively titled The Demo Lovato Show. And that show would premiere on Quibi, a platform set to launch just two months later. Great news! Except the only problem was, Quibi quickly went sour, and after trying with zero success to find a buyer willing to save it, Quibi was done by October. Which likely put Quibi’s demise right up there with frozen yogurt on the list of things Demi hates. It looked like Demi’s talk show was officially dunzo, but by miracle of miracles, it was rescued by Roku and will premiere there next month.
Jameela Jamil Got Involved In The Kim Kardashian Island Birthday Drama
Kim Kardashian West got rightfully laughed at by the internet for trying to humble-brag and deflect from her absolute audacity in hosting a private island birthday event for her 40th. Well, Queen of Social Justice and Everything Else Because She Always Has An Opinion On Something, Jameela Jamil, somehow got involved in the drama. And by “somehow,” I mean she herself tweeted to her 1 million followers about people blaming her, and then wondered: “Why is everyone looking at me after I brought all this attention to myself?“
Celebrities Stunted From Home For The 72nd Emmys “Red Carpet”
The Emmys happened last night despite nobody being allowed near each other due to coronavirus still spreading through humanity one TikTok party mansion at a time. A few celebrities (like Jennifer Aniston, Tracee Ellis Ross, Laverne Cox, etc…) showed up at the Staples Center to present, but most celebrities stayed home. The ceremonial red carpet was switched up and the famous people just took their own pics and posted them themselves. Their choice of professional photography and they don’t have to make small talk with whatever half-peasant correspondent was put in front of them? Talk about a big win.