Open Post: Hosted By Al Roker’s Reaction To Jameela Jamil’s Tale Of A Tragic Booty Call On “Today”
Jameela Jamil put making out with her own dumper and heroically speaking out against Lea Michele conspiracy theories on the back burner to launch another podcast, straightforwardly called Bad Dates With Jameela Jamil. While recently promoting it on Today, she was asked to recount her worst date, which happened to be a booty call gone wrong. She told a horrifying tale of boner pills and broken teeth, leaving the show’s hosts speechless and Al Roker visibly disappointed and disgusted–which is kind of hypocritical since we all know his booty once called at an inconvenient moment, resulting in a Keto Diet feces riot while he was visiting the White House.
Entertainment Tonight says Jameela sat down with the Today crew on Tuesday to discuss disastrous dates. She chose to share with a barely awake America a story about the time she was supposed to have her very first booty call. Most viewers probably expected that the date would end with the unassuming dildo outing himself as a The Kardashians fan, but it had way more erection drugs and dental damage than expected.
“Oh god, how do I tell this, again, legally?” Jamil pondered, before sharing, “I had a man take several steps into my apartment on what was supposed to be my first-ever booty call.”
Unfortunately, those were some tricky steps as the man struggled once inside Jamil’s apartment.
“He collapsed three steps in. He broke all of his front teeth, they flew across my apartment. He split his chin open and collapsed,” she recalled, noting that her self-proclaimed would-be “booty call” had “misused” what she referred to as, “a drug that excites a man’s sausage.”
And Al Roker was either mortified or just spotted a walking stick of butter strolling past The Rock. Maybe both.
The story left the Today co-anchors speechless and gave the 68-year-old weatherman an incredibly meme-able reaction.
Jamil laughed at the moment, quipping to Dylan Dreyer, “I know you’re never having me back.”
Here’s the whole uncomfortable segment:
Jameela posted it later, commenting that Al’s face will haunt her forever. “Me too,” said all bacon:
Keto Al will not stand for sausages being slandered!
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