Category: ICK NAST
Open Post: Hosted By Al Roker’s Reaction To Jameela Jamil’s Tale Of A Tragic Booty Call On “Today”
Jameela Jamil put making out with her own dumper and heroically speaking out against Lea Michele conspiracy theories on the back burner to launch another podcast, straightforwardly called Bad Dates With Jameela Jamil. While recently promoting it on Today, she was asked to recount her worst date, which happened to be a booty call gone wrong. She told a horrifying tale of boner pills and broken teeth, leaving the show’s hosts speechless and Al Roker visibly disappointed and disgusted–which is kind of hypocritical since we all know his booty once called at an inconvenient moment, resulting in a Keto Diet feces riot while he was visiting the White House.
Post Malone’s Weight Loss Is Reportedly From Diet And Exercise, Not Sickness Or Addiction; And He Drank Beer From A Fan’s Sneaker At A Recent Show
Post Malone is just wrapping up the Australian leg of his tour, and apparently, fans have been concerned about his health and physical appearance. I mean, haven’t we all seen him at some point and been a little concerned about his health and physical appearance choices? He looks like his entire body is covered in scuzzy Band-aid glue. But the worry this time wasn’t because of–broadly gestures at his entire person–it was because some of his bizarre movement choices and noticeable weight loss have led people to believe he may be in the throes of serious illness or drug addiction. This isn’t even the first time he’s had to shoot down rumors about drug problems, but sources and Post’s own dad say he’s healthier than ever right now, and everyone can relax. And in a display to probably prove he’s not gone totally soft, Post drank beer out of a fan’s shoe mid-performance the other night.
Howie Mandel Wants To Know If COVID Could’ve Caused The Anal Prolapse That He Posted On TikTok
When I think of Howie Mandel, it usually conjures up memories of catching Bobby’s World on a Saturday morning; being in suspense while he chatted on the phone with “the banker” as the host of Deal or No Deal; and just mostly good, clean fun–like, really really clean, because he’s an admitted germaphobe and has been open about his struggles with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. But, he recently did the unfathomable by posting a TikTok that made the internet dry-heave in disgust and clench their ass cheeks in sympathy pain for whoever the poor soul is who’s featured. Howie nonchalantly tossed up a graphic video of an anal prolapse that he stitched himself over. He said it was his “friend” and asked if COVID could have been the cause of the prolapse. Aside from that, he provided no other context, explanation, apologies, or sickbags for anyone who caught a glimpse before it was removed.
Rudy Giuliani Got Caught With His Hands Down His Pants During A Prank For “Borat 2”
I guess this week’s theme is: Old Crusty Bald Dudes Grabbing Their Dicks When Nobody Asked.
If they weren’t sworn enemies, Jeffrey Toobin would take his hand off his Zoom dick, shake a little of the Toojizz off, and give Rudy Giuliani a handshake for temporarily taking the fapping perv spotlight off of him. Because The Daily Beast says that during the filming of Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, Rudy was caught on hidden camera unbuttoning his shirt and putting his hands down his pants in front of an actress he thought was a journalist. In related news, that actress has started a GoFundMe to raise money for the eyeballs and stomach that left her body at the sight of Ghouliani touching himself.
Prosecutors Claim That Prince Andrew Openly Groped Girls On Jeffrey Epstein’s Pedophile Island
If you had to go to work today, on President’s Day, then go up to your boss, and tell them that you just read the headline: Prosecutors Claim That Prince Andrew Openly Groped Girls On Jeffrey Epstein’s Pedophile Island. If they care about you at all, they will give you the rest of the day off and also give you a few $20 bills from petty cash for you to use to pick up a bottle of something mind-numbing as well as battery acid to pour into your ear holes hoping it will erase the memory of this mess.
Denise George, the attorney general of the U.S. Virgin Islands, says that an employee of dead sex offender Jeffrey Epstein’s private island Little St. James witnessed Prince Andrew getting on girls out in the open… as if he was a pedophile on Pedophile Island. And I hope that employee’s eyeballs are resting well on a beach far, far away from Pedophile Island since I’m sure they pulled themselves out of their owner’s sockets after witnessing the kind of demonic shit that went down on Pedophile Island.
T.I. Goes With His Daughter To The Gynecologist To Check That Her Hymen Is Still There
Last month, T.I. started a fight with Iggy Azalea when he said that working with her is a tarnish on his legacy. Iggy fired back by saying that she had tons of tea to spill on T.I., and that he was a “huge misogynist” who has never had a conversation with a woman in which he didn’t sound like a fortune cookie. It’s almost like the universe dropped a fortune in Iggy’s lap that read: “Be patient, and your enemy might spill their own misogyny-flavored tea.”