Category: Instagram
January Jones Did A Drunk Instagram Live And Told A Story About Bruce Willis Being Gross
Last night I was in bed, mindlessly tapping away on my phone, but fully intending to go to sleep at a decent hour. Then, something derailed these plans entirely: January Jones went Live! on Instagram. I couldn’t not click. And it was worth it. Betty Draper sucked away on a Coors in front of a crackling fire, while her old friend Becca from South Dakota fielded fan questions. Revelations included: January did zero research for Mad Men, she claims to have rewritten her scenes for Love Actually, she has a super expensive skincare routine, and Jack Nicholson once told her she had talent. And then? Gossip. Real, live gossip.
Demi Lovato’s Ex Max Ehrich Is Back At It Again
The “drama” surrounding the break-up between Demi Lovato and her boyfriend of five months (and fiancé of two months) Max Ehrich has practically gone on longer than their whole relationship. Max’s whole thing is that he insists he found out about the split via the tabloids. Demi denied it. Max whined on Instagram, before finally admitting it was over. Then, Demi released a break-up song about him. Max didn’t like that. As he’s made abundantly clear, he has no interest in attention or the trappings of fame. He’s only here to make art. Specifically, his new arthouse film, Southern Gospel, a movie with both good morals and a cast and crew held hostage by their leading man’s broken heart. As if worrying about on-set coronavirus safety wasn’t tough enough…
Many Celebrities, Like Kim Kardashian, Are Boycotting Facebook And Instagram Today For 24 Hours
Today will no doubt be a very confusing day for the Facetune app on Kim Kardashian’s phone. For the first time since it was downloaded from the app store, it won’t be opened every sixteen seconds to play fast and loose with reality, like it usually is. But it doesn’t have to worry, because there’s a very important reason for why Kim won’t be posting any selfies today. Kim and several other celebrities have vowed to stay off Facebook and Instagram for 24 hours today, to protest Facebook’s failure to address their hate speech problem.
Madonna Got Into The Details Of Her Biopic, Which She’s Writing With Diablo Cody
Madonna managed to take time from her busy schedule, which basically consists of flaunting COVID rules, posting nudes from her bathtub, and clearing space on her mantle for a Father of the Year trophy, to show us that she’s (probably) not losing it because she’s currently busy working on the details of her life. Madge and Oscar-winning screenwriter, Diablo Cody, got together again on Thursday to hammer out the details of her long career. And since Diablo recently adapted (Madonna’s Maverick protegé) Alanis Morissette’s Jagged Little Pill for the stage, the thought was that maybe Madge would be getting the Broadway treatment. But instead, it looks like we’re getting a full-blown biopic that won’t cover Madonna’s entire life, since you know, she’s still alive.
The Rock Topped Kylie Jenner On The List Of Instagram’s Highest Earners
Just when I had all but given up on the world, Digital Information World swoops in to restore my faith in humanity. According to DIW, Hopper HQ’s 4th annual Instagram Rich List just named The Rock the most bankable celebrity on the platform, beating the previous year’s winner Kylie Jenner. Look I know it may not be much, but even an incredibly obscure and essentially meaningless list I’d never heard of before today proclaiming a decrease in Kylie Jenner’s appeal, is enough to keep me from sticking my head in the oven on this particular overcast Thursday afternoon. However, I’m keeping that shit preheated because I also learned that The Rock “enjoys a net worth of $1,015,000 per post” you know, as a treat.
Lana Del Rey Posts ANOTHER Instagram Note Addressing Her Previous Instagram Note
Earlier this year when Lana Del Rey turned up at the Grammys rocking what looked like a $40 Chico’s dress and makeup that she clearly did herself in the bumpy cab ride over, it seemed pretty obvious that the girl has no stylist. Well, apparently she also doesn’t seem to have a publicist because nobody is stepping in to stop her from tweeting her career down the toilet. If anybody in the LDR camp is listening: head over to Lana’s bedroom, turn down the Doja Cat record, slap the Marlboro Lite out of her hand, and take her phone away!