Category: Instagram
Open Post: Hosted By January Jones Going A Little Corona-Nuts On Instagram
One month into lockdown-times, and many of us are losing our goddamn minds. I’ve become obsessed with spying on the couple across the street (the passion is gone, they can both do better). A friend is watching every single one of Tom Cruise’s movies in chronological order (we’ve already lost her to L. Ron Hubbard). Then there’s January Jones, who’s addicted to making nutty Instagram videos.
Lindsay Lohan Hosted An Instagram Live Session––And It Was A Mess
Those vitamins must be working overtime because Lindsay Lohan has been busier than ever this week. It’s almost as if some frazzled P.A. sat her down, slapped the menthol Kool out of her hand, and said, “Look, don’t fuck this up for the 400th time, okay?” After dropping a fresh turd a killer bop yesterday, Lindsay decided to promote it on Instagram Live by hosting a little impromptu Q&A session. And the results were typical Lindsay: promises, mixed with a dash of delusion, and that sultry smoker’s voice––plus a special (attempted) appearance by Mommie Dearest, Dina Lohan.
Kate Beckinsale Denied She’s Dating Machine Gun Kelly While Slapping A Troll In Her Instagram Comments
Over the weekend, Kate Beckinsale wasn’t spotted running up and down Hollywood Blvd shouting “I’m fucking Machine Gun Kelly and I don’t care who knows it!”, but she was seen getting into the same car as him while leaving a Golden Globes after-party at the Chateau Marmont, which is basically the same thing. Since we already know her taste in men is, um, unusual, her dating Machine Gun Kelly is mostly notable for the fact that he’s best friends with her ex Pete Davidson. Some people didn’t love to see it. Well, Kate says not to worry. According to Page Six, she responded to an inquiry into her sex life in her Instagram comments, claiming she’s not fucking MGK, and politely imploring that person to “get a fucking life.”
Nicki Minaj Slams Instagram For Hiding Likes, Cardi B Has Opinions On The Comments Section
Nicki Minaj is ready to come for Instagram. She’s come for a lot of people–a lot of ’em–but this is the first time Miss Nicki seems to be coming for a big corporate enterprise and claiming capitalist corruption! I see you trying to come for Cardi B‘s political bag, Nicki! Nicki Minaj-Petty is mad about Instagram hiding “Likes”. But it’s all in the name of the little guy–the “mom & pop” Instagram influencers who use their likes for monetary profit. Wow… Instagram influencers really are under attack!
Instagram Is Pumping The Breaks On Filters That Mimic Plastic Surgery
Say goodbye to that filter that makes it look like your face has been encased in Saran Wrap. Instagram has announced it’s removing a number of filters that simulate the effects of plastic surgery in order to “promote healthier and more realistic body image ideas”, according to Us Weekly. Spark AR, the company that creates the filters for Instagram, posted a statement on Facebook (which owns Instagram) saying they would be “removing all effects associated with plastic surgery from the Instagram Effect Gallery” and “postponing approval” of any new apps that serve the same function. This is obviously great news for humanity, and terrible news for the Kardashians.
Zooey Deschanel And Jonathan Scott Went Instagram Official
One month in, and Zooey Deschanel and Jonathan Scott continue to prove that no, you didn’t have a weird New Girl/Property Brothers cross-over dream, and that they really are dating. They’ve been photographed together, and they made their live television debut in the audience of Dancing With The Stars almost three weeks ago. But because the year is 2019, and nothing matters unless it happens on Instagram, Zooey and Jonathan did what they had to do and have gone Instagram official.