Afternoon Crumbs

August 10, 2020 / Posted by: Michael K

Madonna and Oscar-winner Diablo Cody are working on something together and it could be for a Madge biopic. But since Diablo Cody did the book for the Jagged Little Pill musical, I’m guessing it’s for a Broadway musical. And I really can’t wait for the big 5 o’clock number where Madonna does a kick line with a chorus of satanic nut loads while singing about her love for that demon jizz lady – Entertainment Weekly

That evil piece of trash coronavirus is messing with Antonio Banderas and messing with him on his birthday, nonethefuckingless – Celebitchy

Kelly Osbourne lost weight but gained ten tons of stunning in the brows area – OMG Blog

Spider-Boy and his actress girlfriend Nadia Parkes when Instagram official – Lainey Gossip

If you needed another reason to love the late Anthony Bourdain and didn’t know that he was deeply allergic to the Kartrashians, here’s a feel-good nugget for you – Pajiba

A PUPPEH!!!!!! (featuring Dua Lipa) – Popoholic

After getting a hard rod shoved up him (and definitely not in a sexy way) during a 5-hour surgery to fix his broken back, Simon Cowell had some advice on riding an electric bike. Well, since I don’t have thousands of dollars to spend on a damn bike and exercise is one of my arch rivals, I don’t have to worry about Simon’s advice – SOW

And now let’s end with some piping hot nipple knobs courtesy of David Charvet – Just Jared

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