Afternoon Crumbs

August 10, 2020 / Posted by:

Madonna and Oscar-winner Diablo Cody are working on something together and it could be for a Madge biopic. But since Diablo Cody did the book for the Jagged Little Pill musical, I’m guessing it’s for a Broadway musical. And I really can’t wait for the big 5 o’clock number where Madonna does a kick line with a chorus of satanic nut loads while singing about her love for that demon jizz ladyEntertainment Weekly

That evil piece of trash coronavirus is messing with Antonio Banderas and messing with him on his birthday, nonethefuckingless – Celebitchy

Kelly Osbourne lost weight but gained ten tons of stunning in the brows area – OMG Blog

Spider-Boy and his actress girlfriend Nadia Parkes when Instagram official – Lainey Gossip 

If you needed another reason to love the late Anthony Bourdain and didn’t know that he was deeply allergic to the Kartrashians, here’s a feel-good nugget for you – Pajiba

A PUPPEH!!!!!! (featuring Dua Lipa)Popoholic

After getting a hard rod shoved up him (and definitely not in a sexy way) during a 5-hour surgery to fix his broken back, Simon Cowell had some advice on riding an electric bike. Well, since I don’t have thousands of dollars to spend on a damn bike and exercise is one of my arch rivals, I don’t have  to worry about Simon’s advice – SOW

And now let’s end with some piping hot nipple knobs courtesy of David CharvetJust Jared

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