Category: Instagram
Crystal Hefner Says She’s Removed Everything Fake From Her Body And Has Embraced Modesty
When I think of Hugh Hefner’s revolving door of blonde, plastic girlfriends, I mostly just think of Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson. But Crystal Hefner (nee Harris) was Hef’s third and final wife; she was with him from 2009 until Hef’s death at age 91 in 2017, and he left her a cool $5 million and a house in his will.
Nearly five years later, and a now ancient Crystal has taken to Instagram to let her 3 million followers know that she’s entered a new phase in her life. The 35-year-old says she’s deleted all the sexy photos on her social media, removed “everything fake” from her body, and is embracing “modesty”. And just like that, Hef rolled over so many times in his grave that next-door neighbor Marilyn Monroe had to bang on their shared crypt wall to get him to shut up: “Bitch, I know I rolled hard when Madonna recreated my death for V Magazine, but keep it down, PUH-LEASE!”
50 Cent Apologized To Madonna For Making Fun Of Her Instagram Pics
Last week Madonna posted some scandalous ass-and-nipple boudoir shots on Instagram. The app took Madge’s pics down because “censorship…… sexism……ageism and misogyny”, and she reposted them with little heart emojis over the nips and a bonkers caption about how it’s all related to America’s lies about Thanksgiving and “the pilgrims peacefully breaking bread with the Native American Indians when they landed on Plymouth Rock.” Okie dokie!
Now, this is where 50 Cent randomly inserted himself into the drama.
Chrissy Teigen Denies Deleting Negative Comments On Instagram
Despite being a member of the Cancel Club, Chrissy Teigen gets around. She was one of the guests at Obama’s sixtieth birthday, she recently traveled to Miami, Palm Springs, NYC, and Italy, she continues to shill her food and fashion lines, and in the last month, she’s posted 25 pictures (and hundreds of Stories) to her Instagram. Kevin Spacey, Ryan Adams, and Lori Loughlin are all like, “Bitch, what Cancel Club package did you buy, can we switch to that?”
Chrissy still has 35 million followers on Instagram and big-time celebs like Sharon Stone, Andy Cohen, Paris Hilton, Mindy Kaling, the stars of Queer Eye, and all those thirsty Real Housewives continue to leave positive comments. Apparently, this angers Chrissy’s detractors, and they believe she’s been deleting all the negative comments. Chrissy thinks their theory is “funny,” and she posted an Instagram Story (but of course) to chuckle at her “next-level haters.” With the puppy filter, of course. Wow. Chrissy meant business. Continue reading
Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Were Planning To Debut As A Couple On Instagram
Regardless how you feel about the recent rebooting of the early 2000s it couple, Bennifer, you have to get up out of your seat, throw your hands together, and applaud Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck for the tireless work they’ve put into making us care that they’re back together. But apparently, their big couple reveal was supposed to go differently. JLo and Ben were allegedly planning a huge surprise social media reveal to announce that Bennifer was back on again. But those pesky paparazzi shots of Ben at JLo’s house ruined the surprise.
Britney Spears’ Social Media Manager Spoke Out About Those Instagram Conspiracy Theories
There’s been a lot of controversy about Britney Spears’ Instagram. Who runs it? Does Brit Brit have access? Does she read the comments? Is she even allowed a phone? Is the content controlled by her conservators? What’s being censored? Is Britney leaving secret messages for the #FreeBritney movement?
Well, Britney’s longtime social media manager, Cassie Petrey, has posted a small essay explaining exactly how Britney’s Instagram works. Cassie claims Britney creates her own posts and writes her own captions. And she says her work as social media manager has absolutely nothing to do with the Spears conservatorship. Or is that just what Daddy Spears wants us to think? Open your eyes, sheeple! Continue reading
Eva Mendes Says She’s Taking An Instagram Hiatus, But It’s NOT So She Can Recover From Plastic Surgery
Eva Mendes recently announced she’s be stepping away from Instagram for a minute or two. It wasn’t long before someone suggested it was because she was getting plastic surgery. But Eva put a stop to the surgery whispers by saying that no, it’s 100% because she wants to spend more time with her family.