Madonna Wished Herself A Happy Father’s Day
When I say the name Madonna, I’m either referring to the pop star who may be losing her mind in quarantine (join the club), or the ultimate maternal figure, mother of Jesus, the Virgin Mary. Madonna is Mother. But, apparently, in the case 23-year-old Lourdes, 19-year-old Rocco, 14-year-olds David and Mercy, and seven-year-old twins Esther and Stella, Madonna, you ARE the father! At least according to Instagram. On Sunday she posted a series of pics of her and her brood of kids, with the caption: “Happy Fathers Day to Me and to every parent out there doing their best to Nurture, Guide, Inspire and Teach!”
Carlos Leon is Lourdes’ father and Guy Ritchie is both Rocco’s biological father and David’s adoptive father. But fuck those Dads, right? Especially Guy. They get zero Father’s Day love. Because Madonna is Mom, Dad, Sun, Moon, God, Goddess, Movie Star, COVID-Warrior, Movie Killer, Everything.
Here’s the post:
My favorite comment in response to this post was, “Oh for goodness sake’s. It’s all about you, isn’t? (sic)”. The Queen of Pop’s devotees lost their shit over this, ALL-CAPS-SCREAMING at the commenter for daring to challenge Father Madge on her personal Instagram. One defended Madonna by simply saying, “she is special.”
Later, Madonna cracked and posted an actual Father’s Day (also, birthday?) greeting for her Dad:
I hope Madonna’s kids showered her with love and gifts on her special day. Last month on Mother’s Day, she posted a video of her four youngest kids dancing for her, which is also how Madge’s son David Banda solved racism. So expect another beautiful interpretive dance video accompanied by George Michael’s “Father Figure”.
Pic: Wenn.com