Category: Facebook
Meta Has Cancelled All Of Facebook Watch’s Original Programming, Leaving “Red Table Talk” To Search For A New Home
Now that Meta (the artist formerly known as Facebook) is trying to blend our lives into virtual reality, it’s finally doing away with all of the original Facebook Watch content streaming on its platform. Honestly, my first thought was, “Wait, there’s more than just Red Table Talk?” but apparently, there were tons of shows that once found their home within the graveyard of social media. Unfortunately, now that we’ve received this breaking news, it’s too late to care. But since RTT has always been one of their more popular shows, thanks to Jada Pinkett Smith‘s gut-wrenching performance as a caring talk show host, it’s currently looking around for another place where it can bring the tears and scandal once again.
Mark Zuckerberg’s Net Worth Dropped $7 Billion During Facebook’s Blackout
Yesterday is a day that will go down in tech history forever. It was the day in which crazy aunts were denied their favorite place to spread misinformation about the COVID vaccine being a secret plot to implant 5G chips in our brains. The day high school mean girls across the nation struggled to recruit random strangers to their pyramid scheme business. Facebook, and several Facebook-owned platforms, went dark for about six hours. But it wasn’t just Facebook’s user engagement numbers that dropped but also Mark Zuckerberg’s net worth. The poor man found himself in the embarrassing position of losing $7 billion in one day, which means his net worth is now only (horrified gasp) a paltry $120.9 billion.
Many Celebrities, Like Kim Kardashian, Are Boycotting Facebook And Instagram Today For 24 Hours
Today will no doubt be a very confusing day for the Facetune app on Kim Kardashian’s phone. For the first time since it was downloaded from the app store, it won’t be opened every sixteen seconds to play fast and loose with reality, like it usually is. But it doesn’t have to worry, because there’s a very important reason for why Kim won’t be posting any selfies today. Kim and several other celebrities have vowed to stay off Facebook and Instagram for 24 hours today, to protest Facebook’s failure to address their hate speech problem.
“The Real World” Is Coming Back…. On Facebook
The Real World is coming back, but don’t worry, since times have changed MTV has found a way to make sure all the youth still identify with all the mess and tomfoolery, while keeping things oh-so-hip. MTV is taking The Real World to Facebook. “Is Facebook or whatever that place where my grandma always gets suspended for posting Pizzagate articles?” asked the youngins’ who MTV is trying to reach by putting The Real World on Facebook. Continue reading