Last week, Madonna claimed in one of her Quarantine Diaries that she has coronavirus antibodies inside of her and celebrated the news by saying she was planning on going for a drive and breathe in some “COVID-19 air.” Well, Madonna may have taken that drive and stepped up the foolery by driving to the 55th birthday party of photographer Steven Klein to shake those antibodies on the dance floor and possibly give Steven the birthday gift of a deadly virus! And we know Madge was there because Steven decided it would be a good idea to live stream the party and he also posted video on Instagram with the hashtag #socialdistancing2020. Steven obviously knows what that means! That picture above of him with his arm around the COVID Antibodies Queen is the pure definition of social distancing.
On Saturday, Madonna appeared in the Zoom stream of Steven’s birthday bash. The Daily Mail says there were guests, there were performers to entertain the guests and there was even a horse. This was a regular rich people party, and Madonna wasn’t going to miss it for anything, not even coronavirus. Steven even promoted the party:
I too went to a Zoom birthday party recently and Steven’s party was not one. A Zoom party is when people in separate places get drunk in front of a webcam together. This was just a party broadcast on Zoom.
— 🇺🇸 Migs (@miguel_migs) May 3, 2020
Steven shared more pics and video after the party, including a clip of that poor horse!
The Daily Mail isn’t sure who hosted the party but Madonna does own a horse, so maybe it was her. Who knows, but what we do know that at one point in the party Madonna called Steven’s dessert a “COVID cake”. Some called Steven out in the comments:
“You had a party in the middle of quarantine and social distancing????”
“6 feet apart?”
“Right, because you’ve all been quarantined with both Madonna and these performers and this is totally M’s house. You’re all a bunch of [clowns].”
The CDC says that testing positive for coronavirus antibodies does not mean you’re completely immune to catching COVID-19 forever and it also doesn’t mean that you can’t spread the virus. Don’t tell that to Madonna, though! She’s running on the placebo effect. And let’s not rush to judge her for this. She just had to blow off some steam! Madonna was coming off of a semi-disastrous tour that broke her body and now look: coronavirus! Not to mention, she’s probably got to supervise her latest boy toy’s video schooling with schools being shut down. And on top of all that stress, she’s probably making frantic calls to her doctor about emergency Botox shipments. She needed some release! She’s on edge!