At this point, we all know Jennifer Lopez loves to go to weddings, especially if they’re her own. And now, after strong-arming ex-mistake Ben Affleck into a re-run marriage proposal, JLo is ready to start the divorce proceedings early by letting Ben know she is ready to get married NOW. This probably has more to do with A-Rod dropping the ball on her last proposal, so I guess JLo’s thinking “Well…Ben’s here, and I haven’t been married in a while….soooo….” because she is READY ready for that trip down the aisle for the fourth time. And she’s not making any apologies about it.
Us Weekly heard from sources who said that JLo wants nothing more than to marry Ben. Even though she puts up the front that their nuptials can happen whenever, she’s actually ready for it to happen sooner rather than later.
“Jennifer will tell you she’s not in a rush to get married, but her friends think otherwise,” a source exclusively reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly. “The truth is that if Ben wanted to push this forward as early as this summer, she’d be totally down with that.”
Also, since JLo has more money than Scrooge McDuck, she’s prepared to drop millions of dollars to make us believe her everlasting love will continue until she’s so old she’ll have to perform on stage with a walker and tumbler filled with Metamucil.
“She definitely wants a spectacular celebration at some point and money won’t be an object!” the source continued. “They’re both committed to making this work and taking all the steps necessary to respect each other’s boundaries and learn from their mistakes the last time around.”
I’m starting to think that “the source” is a code name JLo uses when she’s trying to be incognito. And that this is her sneaky way of letting Ben Affleck know that if he wants to drop a surprise wedding on her, she’s ready to put on her pleasantly surprised face. But before he surprises her, he needs to look under his pillow for the giant binder marked “Every Detail JLo Wants In Her Surprise Wedding” and follow it all, down to which streamer she wants to EXCLUSIVELY stream their wedding live.