Giving his probably now-former hookup Emily Ratajkowski a run for her money in the “How many people can I be publicly linked to in the wake of my breakup?” department (she from Sebastian Bear-McClard; he from Olivia Wilde), Page Six says that Harry Styles and objectively-beautiful-but-boring clothes hanger, Candice Swanepoel, are reportedly getting cozy.
The poor people of Italy are once again being terrorized by a Kardashian wedding. Because everyone is bracing themselves for Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker’s four-day Italian wedding extravaganza.
It’s the perfect story for a “Stop me if you’ve already heard this one” joke set-up. But sadly, it’s a same soup, different bowl situation. Just a few weeks ago, Ezra Miller was arrested in Hawaii for disorderly conduct and harassment at a bar, then later, was the subject of a restraining order from the Hawaiian couple Ezra was staying with. Now Variety is reporting that Ezra has again gotten familiar with Hawaiian police, but this time for something much more serious than just acting like a messy fool at a bar. Ezra was arrested for second-degree assault.
Even though Jussie Smollett was convicted of telling lies to the police about getting attacked in a hate crime and was sentenced to 150 days in Cook County Jail, this saga, which started in January 2019, is not over. Last week, a judge let Jussie, who still claims he’s innocent, out of the clink while his lawyers work on his appeal. And yesterday, one of Jussie’s lawyers Mark Geragos hit Abimbola (aka Abel) and Olabinjo (aka Ola) Osundairo with a malicious prosecution lawsuit for falsely accusing him of making shit up about their involvement in the stunt-gone-wrong. The Osundairos are the bodybuilding brothers who say they were paid $3,500 by Jussie to fake attack him.
On top of that, a federal judge in Chicago also ruled yesterday that the Osundairos’ defamation lawsuit against another one of Jussie’s lawyers, Tina Glandian, can continue. The brothers sued Tina for saying that they possibly wore “whiteface” while attacking Jussie. So basically, everyone is suing everyone!
Jeopardy! executive producer Mike Richards was crowned one of two new hosts of Jeopardy! only a week ago, and it’s starting to look like the rest of Mike’s co-workers at Jeopardy! probably should have called at least one of his references before they decided to promote Mike to a higher pay grade. Because it didn’t take long for people to unearth stuff from his past that Mike and the rest of Sony Pictures Television probably would have rather kept buried. Several discrimination lawsuits were found from Mike’s time as a producer on The Price is Right that painted him as a rude sexist asshole. He was able to sweep those under the rug with a statement and a strong denial that those lawsuits accurately reflect who he is as a person. Well, Mike used to host a podcast back in the day, and the internet just discovered that too. And look who is being forced to apologize once again for sounding like a rude sexist asshole. But this time, there’s also a little splash of racism in there as well.
It’s entirely appropriate that Nick Cannon created a show called Wild n’ Out because that’s also how you could explain what his penis has been doing over the past year or so. Just absolutely going wild and popping off, fertilizing every vagina possible. Less than a month after it was confirmed that Abby De La Rosa was pregnant with Nick’s second set of twins, we learned that he had allegedly gotten another woman pregnant, a former Wild n’ Out model named Alyssa Scott. Nick’s appearance in a recent maternity shoot posted to Instagram has confirmed the rumors that he’s expecting his seventh child. Nick better stock up on Sharpies now, because at the rate he’s going, he’s bound to run out of ink every time he attempts to draw his family tree.