At the start of April, we reported on the devastating news that Channing Tatum was no longer executing sexual stomach rolls in low-slung grey sweatpants for Jessie J. This was the second time they had broken up since getting together about a year and a half ago. But Jessie and Channing have recently be dropping hints that they might not be as broken up as was reported a few weeks ago. It also means that if we had to speculate on the status of their relationship using Jessie J song titles, then I guess you could say the most appropriate choices would be “Not My Ex,” or at the very least “Bang Bang.”
It was reported the other day that Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott, the real father of her 20-month-old daughter Stormi, were in the off period of their on-again/off-again relationship of two and a half years. Sad. Does posing together for a Playboy shoot not mean anything anymore? Apparently not. Sources were saying that they’re not currently together, but they might get back together in the future. In the meantime, Kylie is keeping busy. Inventing a brow-lift that makes her look even more like Kim? Releasing a line of luxury tapeworms? No, that will all have to wait. A source tells The Daily Mail that Kylie and some friends left a club at around 2am on Wednesday, and drove to the Sunset Marquis Hotel, where she met up with former wallet barnacle Tyga, who was working in a recording studio.
Are you going to the Glastonbury Festival this weekend in Somerset, England, this weekend? Do you want to watch two huge stars tease the audience with the implication they might be fucking while mud creeps into your wellies? Well you may be in luck, because there’s a chance Lady Gaga will bring recently-single Bradley Cooper on stage with her.
The year was 2004. George W. Bush was president. Ashton Kutcher was still punking people. Nary was there an ass that wasn’t wrapped in the word JUICY. And Lindsay Lohan proved she’s a true triple threat (actress, singer, huge mess) by dropping her debut album, Speak. An album that broke the news to us that 18-year-old Lindsay was tired – just so tired – of the rumors starting, and was sick of being followed. A year later she got a little more personal and raw, by releasing her second album A Little More Personal (Raw).
Lindsay’s music career seemed to end there, and it came to be that if you wanted to hear one of Dina’s kids attempt to sing on key, you were left with just Ali Lohan. However, the heavens (or the door to a $19.99-an-hour Mykonos recording studio) have opened up, and it looks like Lindsay is making new music.
None of what I typed in that headline should be surprising to anyone with even the vaguest recollection of Chris Brown. What might be surprising is that it took a whole 15 months for Chris Brown to finally get busted for throwing his fists around.
Last year in April, 29-year-old Chris got into some trouble in Tampa, FL after he allegedly assaulted a photographer at a club. The club’s photographer was reportedly trying to get some crowd shots, and paranoid dust-for-brains Chris thought the photographer was trying to get some sneaky pictures of him. So he allegedly leapt over a couch and punched the photographer in the face. Police were called, but Chris and his bodyguard fled the scene before they could be questioned. That brings us to present day.
Chris played a show at the Coral Sky Amphitheater in West Palm Beach, FL last night. TMZ says that when he was done, he walked off stage and found several police officers waiting to arrest him. Police had reportedly been waiting to catch him since they obtained a warrant for his arrest last year.
People says Chris was arrested for felony battery at around 11:00pm, and taken into custody. He was released after posting $2,000 bail. So far, Chris hasn’t said anything about his arrest on social media, which is pretty strange for him. Maybe he’s still trying to make sense of how confusing and backwards the situation was for him. “Handcuffs? Police? A year later? That’s odd. This usually happens right after I’ve gotten violent on someone. Would it be okay if I try to hit one of you first? I’m kind of a stickler for repetition.”
Pic: Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office
We know whatever Katy Perry is pretending to measure with her hand above, it’s probably not a reference to Orlando Bloom’s business.
When Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom called it quits last March, they claimed they were taking some “respectful, loving space” from each other. After a few months, rumors started up that the loving space between them was growing smaller and smaller. Despite Katy’s previous insistence that she’s just far too busy to be banging Orlando Bloom, The Sun says they’re back together.