Nick Cannon Will Soon Be Father To Another Set Of Twins

April 12, 2021 / Posted by:

Didn’t we all just hear that Nick Cannon made a new baby just a couple of months ago? I don’t know if Nick Cannon has a nickname for his penis, but my vote is for Nick’s Cannon, because wow, is it ever good at quickly firing off history-altering propellants.

Nick currently has four children: the nearly 10-year-old twins he shares with Mariah Carey (Monroe and Moroccan Cannon), and the two children he shares with his former girlfriend Brittany Bell (4-year-old Golden Cannon and the very recently born Powerful Queen Cannon). Powerful Cannon entered this world around Christmas last year. A few weeks after Powerful Cannon was born, Nick was seen getting tattooed with a woman who was not Brittany. It was a model named LaNisha Cole, who reportedly got “King Cannon” tattooed on her torso. Just three months after that tattoo shop visit, it has been revealed that Nick is expecting twins with 30-year-old DJ Abby De La Rosa. Abby confirmed the news on Instagram yesterday with a series of maternity shoot shots and a very Hallmark Channel-cheesy video announcement.

Abby has been posting belly pics on Instagram over the past few months, but never with Nick by her side. So this was really more of a reveal that the babies growing inside her body were made with sperm that came from Nick. Nick and Abby’s twin baby boys are due in July, and we know this because it’s what she wrote on her pregnancy announcement. An announcement which, based on an estimate of the timeline given, was posted roughly 10 days before Powerful Queen was born.

That means there’s just three months for Nick to think of a name that tops both Golden Cannon and Powerful Cannon. Since we’re talking twin boys, my vote is for Fireupthe and Boomgoesthe Cannon. Two names that just roll off the tongue.

Okay, so for those keeping score at home, Nick was seeing a woman named Jessica White, who dumped Nick when she discovered through social media that Brittany Bell was pregnant for the first time. Nick and Brittany were in an on-again/off-again situation for a while but were clearly on again enough to make a second baby. Nick got Brittany and Abby pregnant within about 7 months of each other. AND! That’s on top of convincing a woman to get his last name tattooed on her body. To be fair, Christina Milian already told us who Nick Cannon is (basically, he likes to have something going on, even if he already has something going on). Entertainment Tonight reached out to Nick for comment, and he didn’t get back to them. Just be patient, Entertainment Tonight – Nick’s mouth has gotten him into trouble in the past, and maybe he’s just taking his time to really think over what he wants to say. Just to make sure he doesn’t fuck it up. Like making sure he’s got the right name. It’s Abby, Nick!


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