Category: Camila Cabello
Shawn Mendes And Camila Cabello Brought The Heat (Not Really) To The MTV VMAs
Every electric company in the world was put on high alert yesterday and was told by MTV that there was a great chance all of their systems would shut down from people blasting their ACs to temperature “Mitch McConnell’s no-heart area” because they’d get hit with a scorching blast of organically hot heat shooting off of their TV screens as Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello performed together at the MTV VMAs. But electric companies didn’t experience devastating system shut downs, because instead of feeling the heat from Shawn and Camila’s performance, many of us grabbed a pashmina and a fresh-out-of-the-microwave warming dildo to heat our asses up after we were hit with the frozen fish chemistry of it all.
The Red Carpet Of The MTV VMAs Was A Journey Through Space And Time
The year is 2019, and there’s a teddy bear in Naughty by Nature. It’s as confusing a notion as it is a sentence to read. But these are the times we are living in. Time to accept that what once was in the past, will be revisiting us in the present (with a collection of random pop culture barnacles from The Time Tube attached), to confuse future generations. So now NBN (pictured above with their new bear Illtown Sluggaz and Redman) has a Kanye West style College Dropout teddy bear in it, and Treach has gone from excoriating his ex-wife Pepa (of Salt-N-Pepa fame) on Instagram, to parading around in bondage gear and issuing confusing handkerchief codes at the 2019 MTV Video Music Awards. Hip hop hooray?
The Older Men And The Sea: Sean Penn And Leonardo DiCaprio Took A Couple’s Yacht Trip With Their Girlfriends
The good news is that Leonardo DiCaprio has loosened the age restrictions on the SS Pussy Hound. Guests over the age of 25 are now allowed to frolic and cavort on the yacht as it sails the Mediterranean. The bad news is that the more lenient age requirements are apparently only extended to gentlemen and/or the daughters of other famous actors. That’s how The Daily Mail has pictures of 59-year-old Sean Peen (typo and it stays) and his girlfriend Leila George, who is an old and weathered 27, joining Leo, 44, and his girlfriend, 22-year-old Camila Morrone, on a Corsican yachting holiday. But no need to worry that standards are slipping, Leila’s dad is Vincent D’onofrio (allowed on the boat under current restrictions) and her mom is Greta Scacchi (sadly, not allowed, even though she’s a known taboo breaker who married her first cousin), so she qualifies, doubly, under the nepotism clause.
Open Post: Hosted By Shawn Mendes’ New Butterfly Tattoo
Capital FM reports that Shawn Mendes was DMing a fan. No, he wasn’t stepping out on his 100% authentic and truly meaningful relationship with Camila Cabello. Shawn was DMing his fan because she posted a picture of him with a butterfly tattoo edited onto his arm. Well Shawn loved it so much, he wanted to get the picture from her so he could go out and make that dream of hers a reality.
Shawn Mendes And Camila Cabello Put In Work, Got Papped In San Francisco
Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello have denied that they’re dating. Despite these public denials, these two are still doing everything possible to promote their new single and get those YouTube streams via acting like they are dating. Or maybe they’re just showing off their young love and this is real? But I mean… it’s probably the first one. Well, lets see if that Señorita gets to #1 on AppleMusic because Shawn and Camila have been kissing it the fuck up in public over the weekend.
Shawn Mendes Says He Isn’t Dating Camila Cabello But They Still Publicly Act Like It
Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello are really going for it and trying to make their song #1 at ALL costs. And what better way to get people talking about how they’re dating than to say that they aren’t dating but continue doing all the things that people who are dating do in public? Keep people (who actually care about this shit) guessing! Shawn and Camila’s PR teams really are working overtime, and on a holiday weekend. Get them a bonus.
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