Shawn Mendes And Camila Cabello Put In Work, Got Papped In San Francisco

July 15, 2019 / Posted by:

Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello have denied that they’re dating. Despite these public denials, these two are still doing everything possible to promote their new single and get those YouTube streams via acting like they are dating. Or maybe they’re just showing off their young love and this is real? But I mean… it’s probably the first one. Well, lets see if that Señorita gets to #1 on AppleMusic because Shawn and Camila have been kissing it the fuck up in public over the weekend.

TMZ says that Shawn and Camila were all over the place sucking each other’s faces. On Friday they were spotted sucking face at a cafe in San Fransisco with all the passion and enthusiasm of a sexless crash test dummy, or one of those fake people you practice CPR on:

That is the antithesis of a hot make out. Sure we’re seeing it from the side, so maybe our angle is off, but to me it looks more like Shawn is a mother bird trying to feed her chicklets. Why are you darting your head at her, man?

Then on Saturday at a different San Fransisco cafe, they made out in public yet again. And this was for sure not staged because celebrities who don’t want you to see them make out always do it in the front window of a public place:

Totally not staged. I mean sure they have the business hours in the picture meaning that they’re sitting in the most prominently viewable area of the business, but I’m sure it’s just because the cafe was packed and there was no other places to sit. I mean, this is where most authentic totally real in love couples go to make out–not bedrooms or private spaces; they straight up sit down at a cafe, order coffee, and then suck face amid the rest of the diners. Heterosexual Pride!

But wait, there’s more video and photos of these two performing PDA for everyone with a camera, which in 2019 is everyone:

This really proves to me that Shawn Mendes is not gay because of how much he’s kissed this girl in the gayest city in America. I mean, all that hot trade in the area and he’s kissing Camila Cabello? Consider the gay rumors dispelled and Señorita #1. And if that doesn’t work, I can’t wait for your sex tape to leak. I’m sure it will be as equally as passionate.

Pic: TMZ

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