The Older Men And The Sea: Sean Penn And Leonardo DiCaprio Took A Couple’s Yacht Trip With Their Girlfriends
The good news is that Leonardo DiCaprio has loosened the age restrictions on the SS Pussy Hound. Guests over the age of 25 are now allowed to frolic and cavort on the yacht as it sails the Mediterranean. The bad news is that the more lenient age requirements are apparently only extended to gentlemen and/or the daughters of other famous actors. That’s how The Daily Mail has pictures of 59-year-old Sean Peen (typo and it stays) and his girlfriend Leila George, who is an old and weathered 27, joining Leo, 44, and his girlfriend, 22-year-old Camila Morrone, on a Corsican yachting holiday. But no need to worry that standards are slipping, Leila’s dad is Vincent D’onofrio (allowed on the boat under current restrictions) and her mom is Greta Scacchi (sadly, not allowed, even though she’s a known taboo breaker who married her first cousin), so she qualifies, doubly, under the nepotism clause.
Page Six reports:
Leonardo DiCaprio and Sean Penn were seen packing on the PDA with their much younger girlfriends as they yachted off the coast of Italy on Saturday.
Penn greeted DiCaprio with a big bear hug before stripping off his T-shirt to dive into the deep waters with George, who rocked a sexy red one-piece bathing suit.
DiCaprio, who stayed incognito under his usual look of sunglasses and a baseball cap, and the others were also photographed enjoying lunch on the deck.
— celebitchy (@celebitchy) August 13, 2019
Once again, it's good to be Leo DiCaprio … and Sean Penn. https://t.co/K1wzxxKfSO
— The Blast (@TheBlastNews) August 11, 2019
Somebody help this 27 year old who keeps licking a gremlin-shaped Sean Penn she mistakenly thinks is her Dad pic.twitter.com/kPp8ZvUDh6
— Niesha Trout (@nieshatrout) August 9, 2019
I did the math. The combined ages of the yachting party is 152 years, frighteningly low for a party of 4.
Leila and Sean have been dating since 2016, and this isn’t the first time Sean and Leo have gotten together to celebrate how great it is being a rich middle-aged actor. Leo and Sean co-hosted that 4th of July party in Malibu last year where they took a break from saving the environment (carpooling via luxury yacht is a well known method of combating global warming) and creating works of important literature to play volleyball with 20-year-olds in bikinis. Hey, every hero deserves a day off to chill and to not have to look at crusty old women who remind them of their mothers.
At any rate, these new yachting age restrictions should be music to Camila’s ears. If her relationship with Leo should extend past her 25th birthday, she too can take advantage of the nepotism clause as Al Pacino is her sort of step-dad. Leo will probably break up with her, but she’ll still technically be allowed on the boat as long as her companion is at least 20 years her senior and has at least 15 IMDB credits to his name.