Afternoon Crumbs
Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes were papped holding hands while going to his place one night, and they were at a Fourth of July party together. Oh, look at all us old, jaded, bitter whores staring at Camila and Shawn and wondering how long they worked with a choreographer and a body language coach to make their staged pap pics look as believable as possible (they should’ve rehearsed more, honestly). But watch, in 30 years, they’ll still be holding hands, because their love is real and everlasting, or because that Senorita song still hasn’t gone #1 and they’re on a never-ending mission to make that happen – Lainey Gossip
And the Oscar for Best Sound Editing goes to…. – Pajiba
Kevin Spacey’s groping accuser has dropped his civil lawsuit, which either means there was a settlement or maybe the accuser really didn’t want to see Kevin’s creepy face more than he already has to (since there’s still the criminal case) – Towleroad
Ryan Reynolds’ kicked the dead horse that is the Bottle Cap Challenge by kicking at his bottle of gin, and while doing so, he committed felony gin abuse. JAIL HIM! – SOW
Why did I spend a good 35 seconds trying to find Melanie Griffith’s bellybutton like it was a sail boat in a damn Magic Eye poster? – Drunken Stepfather
Jake Gyllenhaal seems to regret doing Prince of Persia – OMG Blog
Professional knock-off artiste Kim Kartrashian won a default judgement of $2.7 million against a fashion company who used her image to sell their knock-off dresses, and well, Kim shouldn’t stuff that money between her hot air balloon ass cheeks just yet, because Japan may come to get a piece for using “Kimono” – Just Jared
Serena Williams and all of us have something in common: we’re not going to be Master Archie’s godparent – Celebitchy
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