Category: Billie Eilish
Billie Eilish Won Pretty Much Everything At The Grammys Last Night
The Grammys happened last night and just as negotiators suspected, the note made from cut up magazine clippings reading: “Give Cats Album of the Year or I blow the bomb!” was just a copycat-hoax. Phewf! 18-year-old Billie Eilish really took that possibly rigged shit to town, sweeping all the major categories. Catch her licking poles to taste blood in celebration. But most blessed of all is Camilla Cabello and Shawn Mendes didn’t have to get down to their skivvies to shamelessly get three seconds of attention. Amen!
Billie Eilish Will Be The Youngest Person To Record A James Bond Theme Song
We all know how excited Daniel Craig was to play James Bond for a fifth and final time in the upcoming 25th Bond film No Time To Die. So it seems entirely too fitting that the theme song for Daniel Craig’s final appearance would be written and recorded by the current queen of unimpressed “Let’s get this over with” energy, Billie Eilish.
Billie Eilish Might Have Dragged Jimmy Kimmel While Accepting An Award
A little over two weeks ago, 17-year-old Billie Eilish appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Jimmy Kimmel is 52 years old, and he decided to quiz Billie on some pop culture moments from the year he was 17, which was 1984. Jimmy isn’t the first to think, “LOL Gen Z doesn’t know stuff that happened two decades before they were born,” and I’m sure he won’t be the last. Billie didn’t know who Van Halen was, which made the audience laugh. That moment went viral on the internet the next day, with people either continuing to laugh or coming to her defense (like Eddie Van Halen’s son Wolf Van Halen).
Billie could have clapped back like your average 17-year-old by hissing “Ok boomer” at Jimmy under her breath. But Billie isn’t your average teen – she’s a very famous, Grammy-nominated teen. Instead, she subtly addressed the situation on Saturday while accepting an award.
The Red Carpet Looks At The American Music Awards Were Messy But Fun
It’s not that the Grammys are for your parents, the Grammys are your parents. Old, strict, self-serious, adore Adele, and are prone to making arbitrary decisions like letting JLo perform a Motown medley. Just ask Halsey who basically yelled at them “you’re not the boss of me” during her acceptance speech last night at the American Music Awards. The AMAs are your cool, twice-divorced aunt who taught you how to french inhale and has a lover in Madrid who she visits every Spring. As such, she’s a lot more fun. But unlike your parents who actually clothe, house, and feed your ungrateful ass, her gifts are frivolous and tacky. But fun! That dynamic was reflected in the red carpet looks from last night’s AMAs. Risks were taken. Choices were made. For example, OG fun aunt Christina Aguilera showed up looking like a goddamn snack. A saltine cracker, specifically. Which is a shame because believe me, most of the people there were already very, very thirsty.
Open Post: Hosted By Billie Eilish’s Ring Getting Snatched Right Off Her Finger During A Performance
When a popular musical artiste goes into the crowd, they risk getting their weave jacked-up as they’re pulled into the crazy (like Beyonce was), or worse, they cringe themselves inside/out from getting a way-too-close view of Taylor Swift dancing to one of their songs like a constipated giraffe with arthritis who took the wrong kind of molly. Or if you’re 17-year-old Billie Eilish, you run the risk of some skilled thief managing to slip off your ring past your finger and 22-inch long Monster Energy Drink talons.
Billie Eilish Learned She Was Conceived Through IVF While On “The Howard Stern Show”
The Blast says that Billie Eilish, the 17-year-old popstar who has taken the world by storm with her actually decent music and her extremely weird, but somehow slightly-relatable personality, is continuing her brand of being a weird quirky famous youth by learning something new and important about herself on the radio. While doing an interview with her brother, Phineas O’Connell on SiriusXM’s The Howard Stern Show, Billie learned that she was conceived via in vitro fertilization. It’s all very on-brand for this alterna-young person.