Category: Billie Eilish
Nylon Germany Put A Bald Billie Eilish-Looking Cyborg On Their Cover, And She’s Not Happy
Billie Eilish, who is the reason why you might have heard Lil Nas X’s Old Town Road about 0.000004% less than usual this month, is feuding with Nylon Germany over a cover that she says is bogus. Before seeing the cover, I assumed Nylon pulled a classic fashion magazine stunt like Photoshopping her face until she was left with two eyes, lips, and a floating set of nostrils. How wrong I was! The image that ended up on their cover was far less human.
Taylor Swift And Ariana Grande Lead The MTV VMA Nominations
The MTV VMA nominations were released today, and both Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande lead the nominations with 10 each. Scooter Braun must feel so conflicted. On one hand, it means there’s a very good chance one of his best clients will win and say, “Thank you for helping me sing my truth, Scooter.” On the other hand, it also means his most vocal enemy might storm the stage, rip the mic out of her hand, and channel her own MTV drama of years past by hissing, “Imma let you finish, but Scooter Braun is the shadiest liar of all time!“.
Billie Eilish Drags Ugly Guys Who Date Hot Girls And Become Jerks
Listen, I like Billie Eilish, but this interview, it aged me fifteen years. When I was seventeen, never in my life would I have thought I would be become one of the “old people” who had no idea what the Hell the young people were up to. Billie Eilish has shown me that I am that person. In an interview for Pitchfork’s YouTube channel, she talks about her love of babies, being home-schooled, and how she has a particular hatred for ugly dudes who end up with hot chicks and then act like assholes. Peter Griffin, she’s looking at you.