Category: The Baldwin Family Circus
Hilaria Baldwin Claims She’s Done Having Children, And Says It’s “Ridiculous” To Be Cruel To Another Person
Romper, a digital magazine for “millennial moms”, decided to do a cover story on Hilaria Baldwin. The article is titled “Hilaria Baldwin In Real Life,” Our chica first says to the reporter, “I love being a grandmother.” She is, of course, talking about stepdaughter Ireland Baldwin’s newborn baby, Holland. Will Ireland appreciate the shout-out? Errr, probably not. Anywho, there are lots of interesting (translation: absolutely bonkers) tidbits in this profile, which is pure Baldwinito propaganda. A wealthy white scammer hasn’t received this biased a puff piece since the New York Times profiled Elizabeth “Liz” Holmes.
Alec Baldwin Had Another Hip Replacement And Ireland Baldwin Snubbed Him In An Instagram Post About Her Postpartum Mental Health
Now that Alec Baldwin’s done with that movie where he literally shot two people, has some downtime before he begins shooting another movie about a shooting, and got a respite from legal proceedings for a bit, he must’ve decided to use some of that time to get another hip replacement. How do we know? Hilaria Baldwin made a post about it, of course! In it, she thanked all of the medical professionals involved in Alec’s procedure and obviously included a picture of her lying next to Alec in his hospital bed. And, After Alec forgot to include Ireland Baldwin in a tribute post to his kids last month, Ireland conveniently left him out of a recent post she made about her very new experience with motherhood, though she did include her mom Kim Basinger and her partner RAC’s parents in it.
Alec Baldwin Admitted He Forgot To Include Ireland Baldwin In An Instagram Tribute To His Kids
Alec Baldwin has a lot going on in his life; what with all of the dodging of civil lawsuits, inapropriate celebrating of his probable acquittal in the accidental Rust shooting case, and continuing to shoot (ope!) the movie. Add to that seven small children in his home screeching and basically hanging from the chandeliers, and the background noise of his sham-Spanish wife Hilaria Baldwin constantly practicing rolling her Rs and perfecting her Ceceo pronunciation (“rrrojo, rrrojo rrrojo! Ibitha! Ibitha! Ibitha! BarrrTHelona! Eye-eee!“) in the mirror while in a naked headstand; it’s probably difficult for him to have one complete, uninterrupted thought. So, that’s what must’ve happened when he again chose to play the victim the other day and posted about how his seven kids were what kept him going through “tough times.” The problem (I mean, besides him posting it at all)? He has eight children!
Alec Baldwin Says He “Owes Everything” To His Wife, Hilaria Baldwin, Amidst His “Rust” Criminal Charges Being Dropped
No, this isn’t one of Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Baldwin’s 76 children snuggling on their puffy, exhausted great-pepaw’s lap or the jankiest strip mall Santa situation of all time; it’s a totally spontaneous shot Hilaria posted on Instagram with a single heart emoji and an unspoken begging of everyone to notice how “muy pequeña!” she looks in Aleek’s arms in the wake of what looks like him being absolved of criminal manslaughter charges for now in the accidental shooting death of Halyna Hutchins on the set of Rust. And, Hilaria’s pap stroll screams for privacy and empatia must have been the stuff that kept a downtrodden Alec going throughout this ordeal; because in his own post on the heels of the news, he said that he owes her (and oh yeah, his lawyer) everything.
Ireland Baldwin Plans To Keep The Rest Of Her Pregnancy Away From Social Media Because Commenters Have Been Triggering Her Health Anxiety
At the end of 2022, Ireland Baldwin subtly announced that she and her boyfriend RAC were expecting; and then madrastra from hell, Hilaria Baldwin, commanded her army of Baldwinitos and Ireland’s lethargic, disheveled dad, Alec Baldwin, to kick it up a notch and make a spectacle of their reaction to Ireland’s pregnancy. Initially, Ireland looked to Instagram to share her pregnancy and feel less lonely in it since she classified much of her family as “idiots she wants nothing to do with.” But now, Ireland says she’s done with sharing her pregnancy with social media because the comments and unsolicited medical advice she’s been receiving have been intensifying her health anxiety.
Alec Baldwin Wants A Lawsuit Halyna Hutchins’ Parents And Sister Filed Against Him For Her Death On The “Rust” Set To Be Thrown Out
Though Alec Baldwin’s pull-out game on the Baldwinito homefront is weaker than his wife Hilaria Baldwin’s fake Spanish accent, when it comes to all of the litigation tossed his way after the accidental shooting death of cinematographer Halyna Hutchins on the set of Rust, he’s been attempting to withdraw himself from accountability left and right. As we know, Alec claims he never pulled the trigger, believes he should’ve been exonerated, shouldn’t be held financially responsible, and was successful in having a gun enhancement charge against him dropped before pleading “not guilty” to manslaughter. Now, he is asking for a civil suit that Halyna’s parents and sister filed to be tossed out; because he alleges they weren’t close with her and don’t meet the requirements of their filing; plus, he already settled with her husband.