If yesterday felt curiously foreboding, it might be because united boils on the ass of reality TV history, Heidi Montag Pratt and Spencer Pratt, took a time out from gnawing on hunks of raw meat on the pap stroll to add another baby boy to their brood. And uncharacteristically, for this couple of clout chasers, they didn’t share Baby Pratt’s name with the press at the time. I would’ve assumed they were waiting on the promise of another check to spill it, but Heidi and Spencer ended up revealing on social media that they’ve named the baby Ryker Pratt.
For a time, Spencer Pratt and his lovely wife Heidi Montag provided the textbook definition of the term “clout chasers” with their shameless antics and appearances. And even though in their own minds they have made it to the upper echelon of celebrity status other celebrities (as well as the rest of the world) do not want to be bothered with them. And this is where Lisa Kudrow, Emmy award-winning star of Friends, enters the story and becomes everyone‘s friend from now on after an encounter that Spencer is still angry about thirteen years later.
Get your flip phone out and text your bestie with that T9 predictive because some hot celebrity news just dropped! Heidi Montag is feuding with Lauren Conrad again because apparently, it’s 2007? While on the Call Her Daddy podcast, Heidi said that Lauren didn’t live up to her potential, telling host, Alex Cooper, that Lauren could have been Kylie Jenner. Excuse me, what? First of all, without the eons of blood sacrifices Kris Jenner has hand-delivered into the gaping maw of Beelzebub, Kylie Jenner would never have achieved the unholy power she wields.
Spencer Pratt Says Kaitlynn Carter Had Something Going On With Miley Cyrus While Still With Brody Jenner
FYI: Cosmopolitan pays Spencer Pratt to do a weekly recap of The Hills: New Beginnings. And in his newest recap, the blonde-devil who loves himself a crystal and a spotlight, suggested that Kaitlynn Carter was actually checking out on Brody Jenner before their official break up and her subsequent climb onto Miley Cyrus.
The Hills: New Beginnings (And SANS Lauren Conrad) is coming out next week, and so MTV put out the opening credits, and they’ve ruined the one thing about the show which aged well: Natasha Bedingfield‘s 2004-hit Unwritten.
The return of The Hills is on its way and Stephanie Spratt is working hard to make it seem like the revival is more interesting than watching beige paint dry by telling us about her totally not scripted storyline involving her brother Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. Stephanie went on her podcast The Pratt Cast and stated that “no one knows the real Heidi” and that “before the new Hills, the Beginnings, my mom , my brother and I all sat down and said, “we will not let this ruin our family again.” Well, Spencer’s got crystals to buy and Stephanie’s fillers bill ain’t going to pay itself, so commence the broken family storyline!