Category: Hilaria (Née Hilary) Baldwin

Hilaria Baldwin Gets Dragged For Her Fake Spanish Accent While Talking To Reporters

January 22, 2023 / Posted by:

Now that Alec Baldwin has officially been charged with involuntary manslaughter for his involvement in the Rust shooting, the Baldwin family is on high alert. Expect less desperate pleas for followers and more Instagram screeds decrying a corrupt justice system or Spanglish posts requesting empathy (it should actually be sympathy but let’s not split pelos). Speaking of foreign languages, with no babies on the horizon or legal charges to pull the attention towards her, Hilaria Baldwin thought it was a good time to whip out her authentic Spanish accento in front of the paps. That will surely ingratiate her and Alec to the public!

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Hilaria Baldwin Says That She And Alec Baldwin Are Probably Done Having Babies, But “Time Will Tell”

November 1, 2022 / Posted by:

Hilaria Baldwin has a new podcast since her last one went so well. Hilaria’s new podcast will focus on “sisterhood in pop culture.” And since that topic isn’t interesting in the least or believable coming from her, she decided that stoking speculation that she and Alec will maybe keep the bebé train rolling by basically saying “never say never” would be the best way to go about promoting her new project–since she’s constructed her entire personality around being a womb on legs.

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Hilaria Baldwin And Alec Baldwin Welcomed Their Seventh Baldwinito

September 25, 2022 / Posted by:

When Alec Baldwin is not busy combating his many enemies and withholding his phone from the authorities, he’s welcoming another kid into the world. Yes, there’s a brand new Baldwinito on the scene. I guess Hilaria Baldwin took that “somos un buen equipo” engraving on her wedding band seriously because she’s now just three kids short of un fútbol team! Alec might want to train up some of those kids in the legal arts instead of kicking a soccer ball because a new child isn’t going to win him sympathy points. Unless that baby comes with a Harvard law degree, Alec will still have to face the consequences of his actions in court.

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Alec And Hilaria Baldwin Revealed The Gender Of Their New Baby In A Video Featuring The Entire Family

May 10, 2022 / Posted by:

Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Baldwin have had a very eventful year. Hilaria is currently pregnant with the couple’s 7th child, but with the distractions of the Rust shooting putting a damper on sharing her pregnancy journey, as she is wont to do, she’s had to pivot her approach. In her great wisdom, Hilaria has opted to dedicate herself to being “thoughtful and inclusive on helping to curate a more gender inclusive world” because, as she says, “many of you know how connected I am to the LGBTQIA+ community.” And what better way to celebrate gender inclusivity than getting the whole familia together for a gender reveal video! Well, it’s actually more like a PSA featuring Hilaria, Alec, and all of the Baldwinitos of speaking age regurgitating a script Hilaria wrote about the importance of “honoring this whole little independent human, growing inside of me” and welcoming their new sibling. And it’s a — Drumroll please………

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“Bad Vegan” Sarma Melngailis Says Alec Baldwin Is The One That Got Away

March 23, 2022 / Posted by:

You know, I always assumed successful scammers had to be good judges of character and at least a little bit savvy, but Sarma Melngailis, the titular Bad Vegan Netflix keeps insisting I need to learn more about, appears to possess neither of those qualities. Not only did she allegedly catch an STI after raw dogging Louis C.K., she met her estranged husband and the man she claims scammed her, Anthony Strangis on Twitter. And according to People, Sarma’s The One That Got Away is none other than Alec Baldwin. Sarma was actually drawn to Anthony (who went by Shane Fox back then) after seeing his Twitter conversations with Alec. Alec was also a patron of her New York City vegan restaurant Pure Food and Wine, which was the scene of both her and Alec’s crimes. Sarma’s crime was defrauding investors and stealing from her employees to which she pleaded guilty and spent a year incarcerated at Rikers Island. Alec’s crime was inflicting his wife Hilaria Baldwin’s phony Spanish accent upon the world to which he pleaded ignorance and is currently serving 15-life incarcerated in a lie.

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Hilaria Baldwin Announces That She’s Taking A Social Media Break

March 5, 2022 / Posted by:

There comes a time in every attention whore’s life when they announce that they’ve decided to quit social media in an effort to do some self-reflecting and find inner peace. Chrissy Teigen has done it, Kanye West has done it (more than once), Alec Baldwin has done it, so we all know that leaving Mark Zuckerberg’s Instagram is the key to becoming a better person. Now Hilaria Baldwin joins the ranks of the “I quit this bitch” and has declared her temporary departure from social media. Godspeed, sweet princessa!

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