Open Post: Hosted By Heidi Montag Eating Raw Meat On The Pap Stroll

March 11, 2022 / Posted by:

Heidi Montag, a staged pap stroll fixture of the early-aughts, has returned to the pap stroll in all her thirsty glory. Or should I say, all her hungry glory? Because she was papped gleefully feasting on a raw bison heart out of a Ziploc bag during a pap stroll in Los Angeles. I- just- wow.

Here’s Heidi chewing on the bloody organ:

I mean, it’s no Heidi Montag Crying On A Chair After Her Music Video Got Trashed (2008), but it comes close!

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Say what you will about Heidi and her crystal-connoisseur husband Spencer Pratt, but there’s no shame in their game. A couple of days ago Heidi posted a video of her getting papped, and said, “When in Beverly Hills, make sure you call your own paparazzi! Thank you. Have a great day!” A fascinating look into how the sausage gets made

But back to the raw meat. Heidi tells People that she’s gobbling on raw meat because she and Spencer are trying to give their 4-year-old son, Gunner Stone, a sibling:

While Montag acknowledges that there is “always risk eating raw just like eating raw sushi,” she says, “I just happen to like eating sushi-style organs.”

After researching “the carnivore diet” — noting that Paul Saladino, MD, particularly sparked her interest — Montag says, “I thought I would give it a try.”

“I have been trying to get pregnant for over a year and a half, I’m willing to try different things,” she says. “It’s a great source of nutrients! I have felt incredible on this diet. A lot more energy, clarity, increased libido, and overall improvement on chronic pain I have had. Also now I’ve been taking the supplements called ‘Her Package’ from Heart and Soil that has improved my menstrual cycle.”

No word on whether or not Heidi’s contracted any tapeworms from feasting on the raw flesh of animals, but if she does I’m sure she’ll swallow a microscopic camera so the worm can take pap photos of her insides. Waste not, want not.

Pic: Instagram

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