If yesterday felt curiously foreboding, it might be because united boils on the ass of reality TV history, Heidi Montag Pratt and Spencer Pratt, took a time out from gnawing on hunks of raw meat on the pap stroll to add another baby boy to their brood. And uncharacteristically, for this couple of clout chasers, they didn’t share Baby Pratt’s name with the press at the time. I would’ve assumed they were waiting on the promise of another check to spill it, but Heidi and Spencer ended up revealing on social media that they’ve named the baby Ryker Pratt.
For a time, Spencer Pratt and his lovely wife Heidi Montag provided the textbook definition of the term “clout chasers” with their shameless antics and appearances. And even though in their own minds they have made it to the upper echelon of celebrity status other celebrities (as well as the rest of the world) do not want to be bothered with them. And this is where Lisa Kudrow, Emmy award-winning star of Friends, enters the story and becomes everyone‘s friend from now on after an encounter that Spencer is still angry about thirteen years later.
Spencer Pratt better gather all his magic healing crystals and start building a protective 8-foot wall around his house, because his wife Heidi Montag might have just triggered the vengeful wrath of Little Monsters everywhere. Heidi, no stranger to a throwback feud, recently revealed during a podcast appearance that she believes her short-lived career as a pop star was maliciously snuffed out by a petty, jealous Lady Gaga. Actually, Heidi might need more than just crystals to protect herself from the bad vibes inevitably coming her way, but it appears she may have a thick layer of delusion that might do the trick.
Heidi Montag, a staged pap stroll fixture of the early-aughts, has returned to the pap stroll in all her thirsty glory. Or should I say, all her hungry glory? Because she was papped gleefully feasting on a raw bison heart out of a Ziploc bag during a pap stroll in Los Angeles. I- just- wow.
Get your flip phone out and text your bestie with that T9 predictive because some hot celebrity news just dropped! Heidi Montag is feuding with Lauren Conrad again because apparently, it’s 2007? While on the Call Her Daddy podcast, Heidi said that Lauren didn’t live up to her potential, telling host, Alex Cooper, that Lauren could have been Kylie Jenner. Excuse me, what? First of all, without the eons of blood sacrifices Kris Jenner has hand-delivered into the gaping maw of Beelzebub, Kylie Jenner would never have achieved the unholy power she wields.
Yes, THAT Heidi Montag. And yes, she made a movie. And while the plot of this movie is basically about time travel and trying to assassinate Jesus, it’s still easier to comprehend than the fact that, again, it’s 2020 and Heidi Montag is getting cast in movies.