Hilaria Baldwin Claims She’s Done Having Children, And Says It’s “Ridiculous” To Be Cruel To Another Person
Romper, a digital magazine for “millennial moms”, decided to do a cover story on Hilaria Baldwin. The article is titled “Hilaria Baldwin In Real Life,” Our chica first says to the reporter, “I love being a grandmother.” She is, of course, talking about stepdaughter Ireland Baldwin’s newborn baby, Holland. Will Ireland appreciate the shout-out? Errr, probably not. Anywho, there are lots of interesting (translation: absolutely bonkers) tidbits in this profile, which is pure Baldwinito propaganda. A wealthy white scammer hasn’t received this biased a puff piece since the New York Times profiled Elizabeth “Liz” Holmes.
Alec Baldwin Had Another Hip Replacement And Ireland Baldwin Snubbed Him In An Instagram Post About Her Postpartum Mental Health
Now that Alec Baldwin’s done with that movie where he literally shot two people, has some downtime before he begins shooting another movie about a shooting, and got a respite from legal proceedings for a bit, he must’ve decided to use some of that time to get another hip replacement. How do we know? Hilaria Baldwin made a post about it, of course! In it, she thanked all of the medical professionals involved in Alec’s procedure and obviously included a picture of her lying next to Alec in his hospital bed. And, After Alec forgot to include Ireland Baldwin in a tribute post to his kids last month, Ireland conveniently left him out of a recent post she made about her very new experience with motherhood, though she did include her mom Kim Basinger and her partner RAC’s parents in it.
Alec Baldwin has a lot going on in his life; what with all of the dodging of civil lawsuits, inapropriate celebrating of his probable acquittal in the accidental Rust shooting case, and continuing to shoot (ope!) the movie. Add to that seven small children in his home screeching and basically hanging from the chandeliers, and the background noise of his sham-Spanish wife Hilaria Baldwin constantly practicing rolling her Rs and perfecting her Ceceo pronunciation (“rrrojo, rrrojo rrrojo! Ibitha! Ibitha! Ibitha! BarrrTHelona! Eye-eee!“) in the mirror while in a naked headstand; it’s probably difficult for him to have one complete, uninterrupted thought. So, that’s what must’ve happened when he again chose to play the victim the other day and posted about how his seven kids were what kept him going through “tough times.” The problem (I mean, besides him posting it at all)? He has eight children!
Ireland Baldwin Plans To Keep The Rest Of Her Pregnancy Away From Social Media Because Commenters Have Been Triggering Her Health Anxiety
At the end of 2022, Ireland Baldwin subtly announced that she and her boyfriend RAC were expecting; and then madrastra from hell, Hilaria Baldwin, commanded her army of Baldwinitos and Ireland’s lethargic, disheveled dad, Alec Baldwin, to kick it up a notch and make a spectacle of their reaction to Ireland’s pregnancy. Initially, Ireland looked to Instagram to share her pregnancy and feel less lonely in it since she classified much of her family as “idiots she wants nothing to do with.” But now, Ireland says she’s done with sharing her pregnancy with social media because the comments and unsolicited medical advice she’s been receiving have been intensifying her health anxiety.
Today In Messy Baldwins: Ireland Disses The “Idiots” In Her Family While Sharing Her Pregnancy Struggles And Hilaria Steps Out In An “Empathy” Sweatshirt After Alec’s Manslaughter Charges
Being a Baldwin must be tough this week. Whether you’re being charged with involuntary manslaughter, being called an idiot, or are probably squarely in the center position of the Venn diagram of those two plights; the week that started with Blue Monday has looked pretty dismal for the Baldwin Brood. As we know–both because she announced it and because madrastra Hilaria Baldwin usurped the news via a disingenuous Instagram congratulations video–Ireland Baldwin and her boyfriend, André Allen Anjos/RAC are with rude little piglet. Ireland just posted on Instagram to vent about how difficult her pregnancy has been and also dropped a nugget that left people guessing (but not really) when she casually mentioned that some members of her family are “idiots she wants nothing to do with.” And ever the shrinking violet, Hillary stepped out on the pap stroll to send a message amid her meal ticket/sperm-factory husband Alec Baldwin’s legal woes with her “Empathy” sweatshirt paired with bedazzled slippers.
Alec And Hilaria Baldwin (Along With Their Child Army) Reacted To Ireland Baldwin’s Pregnancy Announcement
Alec Baldwin will soon have pop-pop duties aside from yelling “pop! pop!” on the set of Rust with a real gun or as he’s angrily pointing finger-guns at the paparazzi, even though they probably don’t care to snap him these days since his “culturally fluid” wife, Hilaria Thomas (Tomás?) Baldwin, shares their every mundane el movimiento on Instagram. And in true Hillary fashion, she just shared a video of her, Alec, and their seven rowdy Baldwinitos making Ireland Baldwin’s recent pregnancy announcement all about them.