Open Post: Hosted By Julia Fox Pretty Much Going Topless At A Cannes Film Festival Party
Julia Fox is a verifiable boob magician (a “titgician,” if you will) at this point, wearing confusing look after confusing look where they’re one sneeze away from freedom, all in a bid to miraculously extend the 15 minutes she was granted after strangely pronouncing the name of a movie she was in (“UNCUH JAMS”) and valiantly rescuing Kim Kardashian from Kanye West by “dating” him. She recently sawed them in half with whatever fug dress she wore with bootleg kabuki makeup at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, and on Sunday, she set the titty free by wearing a completely see-through glass-look top at the Cannes Film Festival Art of Elysium 25th anniversary party.
Page Six says that Julia shared the design details of her “look at me!” ensemble.
The “Uncut Gems” actress, 33, sported a structural corset top by Cameron Hancock that looked like it was made from a piece of glass, with the bold creation being held up by a clear piece of string, freeing the nipple.
She paired it with a dramatic bubble skirt by up-and-coming designer S.Sang Studio, with the designer noting in an Instagram post that she “found inspiration” for the piece in what she considers “the safest place in the world – the bed and the quilt.” The white skirt featured a long train under its puffy top layer, perfect for making a head-turning entrance on the red carpet.
Fox added plenty of bling in the form of Marli New York diamonds, including the label’s $35,000 collar necklace and sparkling drop earrings ($9,000) along with a coordinating ring and bracelet.
Here are Julia and her pixelated nipples ina melted glass dildo top, rumpled duvet-inspired skirt, and surprising lack of cursed eyeliner:
And here are Julia and her un-pixelated nipples as she’s chawin’ her gum on the red carpet and making her assistant answer questions about the outfit:
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It seems like translucence must be her new boob-muse since just about a week ago she stuffed her suffocating tatters into a clear shower curtain liner covered in condoms, complete with matching handbag and boots:
Sigh; unless it’s her gaggle of friendly apartment mice cobbling these outfits together in the night, I’m bored. Someone come and take this girl’s glue gun and passport so she can take a break to devise a new stunt. But at least her “high class white trash” shirt from earlier this month implies she’s halfway cognizant of her public image!