Night Crumbs
While giving you “Draco Malfoy’s cousin starring in a reboot of The Legend of Billie Jean” from the neck up, Emma Corrin of The Crown worked a balloon dress by Loewe from the neck down at the Olivier Awards in London. That’s supposed to be a balloon bra, but to me, it looks like a cross between bulging alien eyes and a Teletubby nursing bra. In other words, it’s the look! – Lainey Gossip
Let the hostile takeover messiness begin! Because Twitter’s biggest shareholder Elon Musk is no longer joining the board as he planned and it may have to do with him having to get a background check to join. That makes sense because whoever had to do that background check would find their head filling with a billion red flags a second after finding out that the person they had to run a background check on was Elon Musk – Celebitchy
Nicolas Cage did a Reddit AMA, and while I was half-expecting it to be a roller coaster of fuckery, he gave thoughtful answers. No, nobody asked him to name his five wives without Googling, but they did ask him lots of questions about his career, movies, and his favorite pasta shape, which is “square tube pasta.” You didn’t expect Nicolas Cage to say something basic like “spaghetti,” did you?! – Pajiba
The good news for Prince Andrew is that someone on this planet actually found him useful. The bad news is that the someone was his pal Jeffrey Epstein – The Daily Beast
Testy piece of soccer-playing jerky Crispy Ronaldo apologized for getting pissy and hitting a phone out of a fan’s hand as if the phone was a bottle of SPF. Crispy added that he “would like to invite this supporter to watch a game at Old Trafford as a sign of fair play and sportsmanship.” That’s a weird way of saying “And I promise to buy you a new phone since I busted the last one.” – Sports Illustrated
Someone please put Jared Leto and Mads Mikkelsen in a movie together and film a documentary on the making of it. Because I really want to take in the beautiful and uplifting sight of method acting-hater Mads Mikkelsen dragging method-acting mess Jared Leto – Just Jared
Jesse Williams got his wish and his child support payments to his ex have been temporarily reduced from $40,000 a month to JUST $6,413 a month since he’s no longer getting that sweet Shonda Rhimes check – People
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