Category: Archie Mountbatten-Windsor
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Have Reportedly Canceled Archie’s Celebrity-Filled First Birthday Party
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have a big reason to celebrate next month. Their son Archie Mountbatten-Windsor’s first birthday is on May 6th. Sadly, he won’t get the big, fancy first birthday party of his (or his parents’) dreams. According to The Daily Mail, Archie’s birthday party has been canceled due to the coronavirus.
Prince Harry Is Back In Canada, And Duchess Camilla Maybe Got A Little Shady When Asked If She’ll Miss The Sussexes
Everyone of (relative) importance has given their two tuppence about the Sussexodus situation. We’ve heard from Queen Elizabeth, and Prince William, Prince Harry, and Meghan Markle, all with very official-sounding statements. It would now appear that we’re at the part of the show where people start making comments that clearly haven’t been approved by an official royal publicist, or even practiced in the mirror first. Harry’s step-mother Duchess Camilla proved again that reporters are her kryptonite, by letting her guard down and giving reporters the kind of answer that we’ll be reading into for weeks and weeks.
THE QUEEN Has Spoken: The SUSSEXODUS Deal Is (Almost) Done
Just ten days after Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Back To Plain Ole’ Meghan Markle made Prince Andrew’s life by taking all the spotlights off of him, Buckingham Palace has announced that the major details for them to no longer be “working” members of the royal family have been worked out. They are now many steps closer from going from living royal luxurious lives to living just regular luxurious lives. BP announced that they will no longer partake in royal duties, they will lose their HRH titles, they will no longer get money from the Sovereign Grant, and they have to repay all the renovations (reportedly around $3 million) that were made to their home Frogmore Cottage. Start trickin’, tricks!
Archie’s Birth Might Have Been The Moment Harry And Meghan Decided To Leave
For the past week (how has it only been a week?), there have been many theories about what made Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan decide to quit their jobs as full-time senior royals. Which include, but are not limited to, a lack of privacy, the shitty racist British press, a feud with Prince William, Harry’s toxic family, and a desire to make their own money. But we never really knew when they made the decision to bring down the monarchy. Well, a source tells People magazine that Harry and Meghan decided to leave as Archie was leaving his mom’s body.
Prince Harry And Duchess Meghan Could Make Hundreds Of Millions From Leaving The Royal Family
For those of you worried that soon-to-be part-time Canadian residents Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan Markle were going to end up in some cold-water flat in Toronto, destitute, with Harry forced to dance as a go-go boy in a gay bar on Church Street to make ends meet, you’re (sadly) incorrect. People reports that Harry and Meghan’s permanent dip from full-time royal duties could actually make them hundreds of millions of dollars, according to Fox Business Network’s Trish Regan.
The Sussexes Released A New Picture Of Archie In Honor Of Prince Charles’ Birthday
Today isn’t just Laura San Giacomo’s birthday. It’s also the 71st birthday of Prince Charles, and he got a little boost in birthday attention, thanks to a post from the official Sussex Royal Instagram account. The only downside is that Prince Charles was kind of overshadowed by his baby grandson Archie. Still, it’s got to be a relief for Queen Elizabeth to see that one of her sons was trending on the internet today, and it wasn’t…well, you know which one.