Category: Archie Mountbatten-Windsor
Archie Got Put To Work During His Parent’s Tour In South Africa Today
As the peasants of England storm Buckingham Palace and burn that bitch down over Duchess Meghan shaming an entire nation by wearing some Miller’s Outpost shit during her royal tour in South Africa, Meghan laughed away without a care in the world, but didn’t say, “Let them eat cake!”, even though she was sitting in front of a bunch of cakes! Cruel.
Today is day three of Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan’s ten-day tour through Africa, and it brought out the seventh in line to the throne who has spent the last two days recovering from the trauma of flying commercial (his parents should face severe child abuse charges for that honestly! But when he goes back home, he can look at Prince George like, “Well, at least I didn’t fly fucking FlyBe!“). But Baby Master Archie is fully refreshed and reported for work today by meeting with anti-apartheid activist and Nobel Peace Prize winner Archbishop Desmond Tutu and his daughter, Thandeka Tutu-Gxashe.
Duchess Meghan Broke With Tradition Yet Again By Wearing Denim
You know, I always thought the press was a little too harsh on Duchess Meghan. But now I’m not so sure. Maybe they haven’t been harsh enough because baby girl is acting a complete fool right now on the current royal tour of Africa with Prince Harry and Baby Archie. Get this, according to E!, Meghan once again broke with royal tradition by stepping out wearing a denim jacket. Now, I have to assume that she wasn’t wearing anything else. No pants and no drawers, because otherwise, how could the simple fact that she’s wearing a jean jacket at an outdoor event be noteworthy? It’s not like she was wearing Satanic nail polish again.
Ellen DeGeneres And Pink Have Joined Elton John In Defending Prince Harry And Duchess Meghan’s Use Of Private Jets
The hottest trend this summer is literal heat (thanks, climate change!). But coming in a close second is the recent trend of analyzing Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan’s private jet use. On one side are the haters who are side-eyeing their private flights. On the other side are famous people who are sticking up for Harry and Meghan and their right to fly private. Ellen DeGeneres and Pink are the latest famous people to jump on that bandwagon.
Prince Harry And Duchess Meghan Are Getting Shit For Taking Another Private Jet Flight
As The Daily Mail points out, Prince Harry and wife Duchess Meghan took a SECOND PRIVATE PLANE just TWO DAYS after their recent Ibiza getaway “despite their long-running support for environmental causes.” You would think these two brutally murdered Captain Planet and then went off to laughingly use vast quantities of aerosol hairspray on themselves.
Prince Harry, Duchess Meghan, And Archie Reportedly Took A Secret Holiday To Ibiza
The Sun reports that Prince Harry, Duchess Meghan, and Archie went – pardon my British – off on holiday, and they managed to keep it all very hush-hush.
Archie’s Cousins Finally Got To Meet Him When He Was Two Months Old
Archie is almost three months old, and you might assume that he’s already grown tired of his big cousin Prince George calling him “NAPA” (Not-A-Prince Archie) or watching Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis steal all his expensive baby blankets to build a fort. He could be, but it might have taken less time to get there than we all knew. Because according to a royal expert, Archie only met his cousins two weeks ago.